Two Inches Short @TwoInchesShort
Professional golf at an amateur level. Tiger Woods once laughed at my meme on the Tonight Show starring Jimmy Fallon twoinchesshort.com Pin High, CO Joined August 2013-
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Watching a 15 year old kid make an ace on live tv and thinking to myself this is the day I officially retire from golf. There is no hope for me. Its over. The dream is dead
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"50 bucks says the Smails kid picks his nose… Tell you what, 50 bucks more says he eats it."
Does anybody eat a burrito like this?
Spoken like a man who’s been honked at in his day. Well said. Be more like Ryan
Spoken like a man who’s been honked at in his day. Well said. Be more like Ryan
Some asshats honks at you mid swing. What do you do?
“Showed up with only 10 AI generated clubs? Well, you’re fired”
What happens when one of these things gets a hydraulic leak and ruins the golf course?
What happens when one of these things gets a hydraulic leak and ruins the golf course?
Golf summed up in 30 seconds
When you hit your ankle with your putter
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