Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

Sub-middling stand-up comedian, former metal vocalist, and present D&D enthusiast. linktr.ee/iansharp Chattanooga, TN Joined April 2009

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 days ago

Hand jobs are kind of like Fun Dip. I haven't had one since 7th grade.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 days ago

My main goal in comedy now is to get to watch the Vols win with William Montgomery.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 days ago

I forgot how hard the first The Used album goes.

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The best thing about the Vols is how obnoxious the orange is. It's like "fuck you" orange. Like Texas burnt orange could just be a shirt. Tennessee orange actually plays Rocky Top if you put your ear close enough.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

6 days ago

We all shit and it all stinks. Life is about being patient enough to hold our noses and still love each other while being smart enough not to step in it.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 weeks ago

It's possible to dislike the things that Charlie Kirk had to say and still dislike his murderer even more. I know I'm a nobody, but I feel robbed of the opportunity to ever tell him my ideas and at least try to reach some kind of middle ground.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 weeks ago

I really like the new Lois Lane.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 weeks ago

The funny thing about being politically homeless is that it happens to you when you get tired of begging for change.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 weeks ago

I condemn celebrating murder, but I support inappropriate jokes. I support making people think twice about their opinions, but I don't support silencing anyone. It's a difficult time to have this perspective.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

2 weeks ago

Damn. RIP Tomas Lindberg. Definitely one of if not the biggest influence on me as a vocalist.

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

3 weeks ago

Jesus what a fun game to watch. Even if we lost, we made you fucking fight for it. This is who we are. #utvols

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3 weeks ago

DEMOCRATS- “It’s the rights fault” REPUBLICANS- “It’s the lefts fault” HENRY WINKLER- “Check out this big fuckin trout i caught”

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Ian Sharp @IMSharpOfficial

3 weeks ago

Growing up is mining a breakup for material, but not disparaging her in the process. I... I... I think it might be funnier if I don't! There I said it!