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Trying this with a slice of Tim Hortons pizza this summer at Cherry Beach
Trying this with a slice of Tim Hortons pizza this summer at Cherry Beach
You might be mad at these calls so far but remember it’s Good For Baseball.
You might be mad at these calls so far but remember it’s Good For Baseball.
Not only is Randy "The Big Unit" Johnson one of the most dominant pitchers in the history of baseball - but also his name was basically Horny "The Big Penis" Penis.
Anyone else really wish Kirk had run out and grabbed Keirmaier’s positioning card when he tossed it?
I think my invitation to partake got lost in the mail.
Blackthorne: You tell him that despite being called “Endless Shrimp” it does in fact have a limit. The dogs and charlatans at Red Lobster have created a lie and I intend to speak my mind about it. There needs to be accountability! Mariko: the Anjin is upset about shrimp
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Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
Ben said they might have to go to an unconventional source to close the game Monday. PLZ make it Kirk.
Umpires should have to issue public apologies on the field when they miss a critical ball/strike call like that one on Turner.
The #BlueJays make some really interesting calls when they choose to use their challenges. And by interesting I mean stupid. What are you doing there?
@spen______ I wish you a happy “everybody clap your hands”
If it runs into itself, game over.
@inthefade Yep! "Bob's your uncle" has been a common phrase in our household for generations. It means "and there you have it!" or "and it's that simple!". Example: "You spray the squeaky wheel with WD-40, and Bob's your uncle!"
Trying this with a slice of Tim Hortons pizza this summer at Cherry Beach
Went to Roatan to dip my mango in the ocean like Rihanna! And it’s so good!!! 😩
Ok now i *demand* a raccoon on our jerseys
Shogun was *exquisite*. Perfect limited series. Glad they didnt try to drag it out into multiple seasons or “continue” the story.
I never knew I needed to see a baseball replaced with a beachball until now.