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Today's Top Stories: Legacy media are struggling due to lack of readership & dwindling advertising budgets. A multi-billion-dollar international coffee chain known more for its inconsistency than its quality is going to start selling pizzas!
BREAKING | #HamOnt city Council has declared public documents not appropriate subject matter for public delegations—"We need to keep up our standards when it comes to transparency & accountability" said Chair Wilson at today's General Issues Committee meeting.
LETTERS | "We should put the question to build LRT or not on the ballot next election" writes Susan from Binbrook.
OPINION | We don’t need any more studies. We don’t need any more research done. The best way to defund the police is to do something about intimate partner & gender-based violence.
Food banks—while many see them as a vital support that helps keep people from starving, one mountain Clr sees them very differently—"However, in good conscience, I just cannot vote in favour of assigning public tax dollars on programs that enable living in poverty.”
"We will not be taking advice from a political activist group that has zero experience on how to build infrastructure," Minister of Infrastructure Kinga Surma said at Queen's Park today, "Our own lack of experience is more than enough."
At Sunday's emergency meeting of the United Nations Security Council, Israel's delegate referred to the international conference of 1949 as the 'Geneva Suggestions'—a clerical error has been blamed for the nation's misunderstanding of the term.
"Let them wear pumps", said Deputy PM Freeland while talking about the role fashion—especially shoes—has played in the ongoing cost of living & affordability crisis gripping the nation.
@TheSpecPitchbot Is that flag a joke? Genuinely asking..isn't that a monopoly car or something?
#ONpoli Doug Ford announces he’s “open for business” online
Iran retaliated against Israel today proving that it is possible for a nation to defend itself without targeting civilians or civilian infrastructure.
#ONpoli BREAKING: Doug Ford awards the Order of Ontario to an LCBO paper bag
What was Kinga Surma's experience before becoming the Minister of Infrastructure again? Doug Ford's secret friend?
What was Kinga Surma's experience before becoming the Minister of Infrastructure again? Doug Ford's secret friend?
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BREAKING | #HamOnt city Council has declared public documents not appropriate subject matter for public delegations—"We need to keep up our standards when it comes to transparency & accountability" said Chair Wilson at today's General Issues Committee meeting.
@TheSpecPitchbot Can I get onions on only half?
@TheSpecPitchbot Love @ItsDeanBlundell's explanation of why he thinks it's the worst fast-food place in Canada. They can't get sandwiches right, so they thought they'd try pizza??? x.com/i/status/17784…
Tim Hortons is the worst fast food chain in Canada and you can't change my mind. @TimHortons
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@leesa7719 @TheSpecPitchbot It's a satire account.
@idiotnedelkoff @TheSpecPitchbot It is a satire account.
@TheSpecPitchbot Is that flag a joke? Genuinely asking..isn't that a monopoly car or something?
#ONpoli Doug Ford announces he’s “open for business” online
Okay, it’s been one day since any weirdos filmed in a public bathroom and posted on main. Let’s see if we can keep the streak going!
@TheSpecPitchbot Nice.
So now the NDP partisans who’ve defended the carbon tax for months or years are saying it’s bad? Did the evidence change?
I’m begging people to let their brains off the leash for a while. It’s good actually.
@leahjane27 @TheSpecPitchbot Try again.
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"We will not be taking advice from a political activist group that has zero experience on how to build infrastructure," Minister of Infrastructure Kinga Surma said at Queen's Park today, "Our own lack of experience is more than enough."
They are willing to spend taxpayers money with advice from rich friends. It's only Taxpayers money.
"We will not be taking advice from a political activist group that has zero experience on how to build infrastructure," Minister of Infrastructure Kinga Surma said at Queen's Park today, "Our own lack of experience is more than enough."
#ONpoli BREAKING: Doug Ford awards the Order of Ontario to an LCBO paper bag
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