The Notworker @ITNotworker
Glorious Workarounds! -Parody Account- Joined January 2015-
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Burn one of your chips overclocking, buy a bag of @LAYS for a cheap wholesale package.
Is this phone white and gold, or blue and black? Me and my friends can't agree and we are freaking the f--k out.
Trying to improve redundancy? Buy a CD Disk today!
Worried about disaster recovery? Fear Not! Pull out your camera and take a snapshot of your VM's. #lifehack
Tired of spending time and money configuring firewalls? Use @tacobell Hot Sauce as heat sink paste on each device for delicious security.
Install OS X version 10.0 Cheetah on all Mac workstations to ensure fastest speeds.
Hard-drives are like wine, they get better with age.
You can often negotiate with your Internet Service Protocol (ISP) to get better monthly rates!
Ensure your security by using at least seven proxies.
Computer plagued by annoying memory leaks? Apply @getglad "Press'n Seal" to the frame of the computer to alleviate the problem! #freeAdvert
Turn off all fans between your WiFi hot spot and your device as these can blow the signal around, lowering connection quality.
Button on your handheld phone stuck? Tap the receiver in multiple succession to dial the number instead! #LifeHacks
CD Player not working? Flip the disc upside down to enable the self-cleaning feature!
Silly Putty makes great heat-sink paste. #MicrosoftXbox
Allowing windex to absorb into an LCD monitor for 3-5 minutes before wiping increases both display clarity and pixel life! #LifeHacks
Buy a Cisco IP Phone only to be disappointed that it didn't ship with a power brick? Don't have PoE? Try this out!
To fix dead pixels on an LCD use a ballpoint pen shielded by tissue. Apply pressure until you hear a soft crackle thus realigning the pixel.
Recall that adding magnets to wires makes them faster. This concept is also applicable to mobile devices.
At Starbucks doing your banking? Need to use the washroom? Use a chrome extension to script activity and get rid of those annoying timeouts!
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