Josef K, SysOp @ITkafka
Every startup evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy. Joined July 2010-
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QA: I fixed the nondeterministic tests. Me: The tests are still failing. QA: See? No longer nondeterministic.
FedRAMP Compliance finds it funny they are blocking PCI:DSS Compliance work. PCI:DSS Compliance thinks the opposite is funny.
"This exploit was based on a CVE from a year ago, and you didn't patch it!" "It didn't have a clever name so I figured it wasn't important."
--fast, -f This does nothing, but you'll sure feel like it does. #mankafka
Adding more developers to a late project makes it later. But what if we did a 1:1 swap of developers? I don't want to work on this.
"This code has a plaintext username and password in it." "Yeah, and the password is only six characters!"
What if two engineers choose the same mug? What if it breaks? What if the dishwasher is full? This algorithm sucks.
How did you deploy perl to this host? LDAP. LDAP? The binary is in LDAP. The perl binary is in LDAP. Yes. ... ... Why? I don't know.
"We sync both the Active Directory and the OpenLDAP databases against PeopleSoft, though various batch processes." Seems fine.
System patches will be installed until morale improves.
Management has become so ineffective the only solution they can come up with is "hire more managers." Welcome to the team.
$corp just deleted all mail older than 30 days, per the new retention policy. They claim they emailed the policy to all staff last month.
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A developer just wondered aloud, without apparent irony, whether his code was perhaps "too beautiful." He is universally respected.
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kerlick @kerlick
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What-If Numbers @whatifnumbers
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