Jeffrey Johnston @ImJeffed
Joined November 2011-
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“@BigGhostLtd: S/o to cats who rocked bucket hats before there was a Schoolboy Q” @RickyNice23
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#Boulder weather: Up to 4 inches of snow expected tonight bit.ly/1i1YwuV #cowx
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All jokes aside, Justin Bieber is a piece of shit.
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Quit stalling! Your last minute gift solution is a Rowdy Gentleman Gift Card. Details on how to get yours here: ow.ly/rXBmJ
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"I know that what I fucking do, I'm the best at." - Kid Rock
Free smells and efficiency..what if the government ran like a jimmy johns?
“@crylenol: What if Marie marries Michael J. Fox at the end of Breaking Bad and that's the beginning of the Michael J. Fox Show”Shaking bad.
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Papa Johns secret ingredient is the tears of poor people.
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RT @mitchellbyars: Kobel: Drinking water in city is still safe. No need to boil #boulderflood
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USGS in Denver; Creek flow readings indicate it's official; this is now what the experts term a 100-year flood #Boulderflood
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I dont trust the government and I sure as fuck dont trust Sonics fast food commercials.
Blue berry gushers... @ChiptheRipIV “@FactHive: Artificial raspberry flavoring is made from the anal glands of a beaver.”
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A teenaged Halo 3 player shot and killed his mother and severely wounded his father and claimed he thought they would respawn.
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Unicorns are mentioned 9 times in the Bible.
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Unless I missed an international news story, the TV show "Finding Bigfoot" should probably be called "Not Finding Bigfoot"
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A McDonald's McRib sandwich contains some of the same ingredients found in yoga mats.
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sadvil 😎 (sadvil.b... @sadvil
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