Ashley - Serious Security Scientist @Infosec_Taylor
I made a Mastodon account! @[email protected] ashleytaylor.tech Florida, USA Joined May 2018-
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have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK
My favorite thing ever on TikTok right now is men asking women if women could be alone in the woods with a man or a bear, what would they pick? Women are overwhelmingly picking the bear and men are big mad about it. I'm team bear. I'd rather a semi-quick death.
I just realized all my senior leadership is out today. Don't make me be the adult around here! 😭
Coworker: How many records need to be exposed for a HIPAA breach notification? Me: ...do I want to ask why? Coworker: Yes! I asked CoPilot and it was wrong. Me: Oh thank goodness!
Not even 30 minutes after we finished PI Planning, someone came in and doubled the scope on an Epic. Be Agile they say... it'll be fun they say... 😭
Our company is moving to the Agile ways of working across all teams and we had our first PI Planning this week. Agile: Hey, we heard you like planning. So let's pre plan the plan for planning week then plan during planning week for next week's post planning sessions.
FDR signed minimum wage into law. It was absolutely meant to be a living wage.
FDR signed minimum wage into law. It was absolutely meant to be a living wage. https://t.co/tk3rqNbCo8
Remember how I said I switch to drinking mostly tea? I meant straight green tea. I decided to try some fancy loose leaf teaf and heard this is the company to go with. Each of these little containers are $1 so you can try before ordering in bulk! How cute and it smells WONDERFUL
Happy Trans Day of Visibility and Zombie Jesus Day! You can celebrate both and Jesus would probably be glad if you did. Being a good human and fighting for the rights of others to live happily is the perfect way to honor him!
happy #TransDayOfVisibility
Of course this Kickstarter for Podmkr I funded years ago would show up after I switched to mostly tea. 🤣 I'll need to go buy some coffee beans next week.
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@Infosec_Taylor also if a bear attacks you and you get away the cops won't ask you what you were wearing and the bears friends wont say 'hes a nice bear tho he would never do that'
@Infosec_Taylor where i grew up, our property bordered on a national park forest i can count on a bear to behave like a bear. bears, like most wild animals, just want to be left alone. 9999 times out of 10000 if a bear sees you it is going to go away the same cannot be said of men
@red_pwnda @Infosec_Taylor Considering most sexual assaults are somebody the victim knows.....
@Infosec_Taylor "The worse the bear will do is kill me"
@Infosec_Taylor I think we can agree both would be terrible lol
@MrgrtSanguinary @Paultheheretic If a parent told me that they want their teenage kid to get pregnant, I'd have an immediate urge to call CPS because what the fuck is wrong with them?
@Paultheheretic The people being weird about parents not consenting to this in the replies are 10000% why parental consent wasn’t/ isn’t required.
@Paultheheretic “But you don’t understand; my mommy and daddy told me that sex was vewwy bad🥺”
@Paultheheretic Oh but we can't have abortion-based healthcare or Planned Parenthood because sky man angry >:(
@AlyssaM_InfoSec Ko-fi is geared towards this. Shopify allows you to create a "show your appreciation" (tip) at checkout. Probably plenty of ecom sites that do that. And you can always use an external tip site.
@AlyssaM_InfoSec Gumroad would be great for this. They have an option to allow customers to pay what they want in a specific range.
have yall seen that little bitch whose mom was attacked by a bear so he made a tiktok like “im glad u women have lived suCH PRIVILEGED LIVES THAT U WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR!!!” and everyone was like 🤨 and it turns out….. EVEN HIS MOM SAID SHE WOULD CHOOSE THE BEAR POST-BEAR ATTACK
@Infosec_Taylor @TomSedgman Look at them!
@Infosec_Taylor I get it. Known possibilities (bear) vs unknown chaos (men).