Bro Strider @IronicBStrider
Joined March 2013-
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((Okay. What does one do for a birthday party? Or to celebrate their birthday at all? I don't know -faceplants-))
Bro Strider Confessional: I love the song Die Young by Ke$ha in a completely unironic way.
@ashenHarmonizer I mean, I know I'm hot. At least to most. But... You're Egbert's little Egbert.
@ashenHarmonizer I'm not sure how I feel about this.
You never ask for me to be around. You act like you don't even care if I'm there or not.
Yeah. My ewie face. Nobody would want to kiss me. No wonder you don't ever start things.
I didn't do anything but tease you. Man up, loosen up and kiss me for once and maybe I wouldn't pull this shit so much.
@ashenHarmonizer Thanks, little miss. I look forward to conjoining our families.
Well, my boyfriend apparently doesn't want to be with me in any sort of sexual way. That's awesome, huh?
@ashenHarmonizer You can be my maid of honor. We'll get you the pretties dress.
I don't know why Egbert's so mad. I'm just playin' around.

Alpha Daven @SatansDave
72 Followers 264 Following {♦:♣:} *18+/Literate/script-para/Sexual towards everyone-Hateful towards everyone/Works for The condesce/Au(ish)* ''Pretty much just an asshole''
Sis Strider @femstrider235
112 Followers 412 Following You are a badass chick that loves beat boxing, sick beats, Katanas, and puppets||age:28||❤️~None
David Strider @GodDeBelle
136 Followers 271 Following One day you fall for this boy. And he touches you with his fingers. And he burns holes in your skin with his mouth. And it hurts when you look at him.
Roxy Lalonde @tipsy_lalonde
13 Followers 120 Following Heyy! ;) teh naems Roxy Lolande *Lalanda **Lalonde! My freinds r Janey, Dirk, an Englisch *english Niec 2 meet u
Dave Elizabeth Strid @Homestuck2017
175 Followers 324 Following
John Egbert @egbertalicious
305 Followers 615 Following ectobiologist (temp photo: http://t.co/XZYu7ff4od)
the signless @Genetic_Cancer
826 Followers 1K Following my memory can be erased but my ideals will live on my mistake was thinking I can change the world infected by hate and corruption♠️♥️♣️♦️
Stuck At Home @home_stucked
188 Followers 595 Following Is 17. Loves Homestuck. Girlfriend refers to as nerd. Knows 2 languages to fangirl in.![Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and you happen to be writing your thesis. [+18][Post game!AU][research grad]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000502852720/53708f53356ccb85e37fd8de28841c97.jpeg)
Jake English @CuffedPistols
190 Followers 230 Following Your name is JAKE ENGLISH and you happen to be writing your thesis. [+18][Post game!AU][research grad]
quickerLiquor @lyssamack
85 Followers 598 Following Sylph of Life-don't touch @JohnShortcut, what's a Homestuck? Marina? anime? can you smoke those or what? @dandycandyfairy
Michaela Medina @SUPERHEROdale
544 Followers 2K Following Yo it’s ur local village idiot! 20 year’s old
KARKAT VANTAS♋ @KATKATVANTAS
144 Followers 412 Following (Can do +18 if you want and any ship) ❤️:none: ♦️:none: ♣️:none:♠️@GamzeeMakara85
Heart of darkness @GamzeeChan
398 Followers 1K Following new into kingdom hearts, love kingdom hearts 2, fav characters xehanort and xigbar
Karkat vantas @KarKittyVant4s
7 Followers 39 Following Hello,stupid heads.lets get this straight I AM YOUR LEADER . so fuck you
d @emilyfuckadoms
383 Followers 1K Following (human multiship and 18+rp) YOUR NAME IS APPERENTLY KITLENKAT VARA VANTAS BUT YOU PREFER TO BE CALLED KITKAT I love @sparetire3038![wow, such account. very roleplay. ((#tw cutting, bulimia)) [run by @NotThatJade also, part time jailed acc for @ROMCOMKIND and @daveisnotonfire]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000666027117/adc8afae9b001cbae5f39a87548152f2.jpeg)
John Egbert @iamkittehbert
301 Followers 632 Following wow, such account. very roleplay. ((#tw cutting, bulimia)) [run by @NotThatJade also, part time jailed acc for @ROMCOMKIND and @daveisnotonfire]
Mituna Captor @mittygiggles
377 Followers 489 Following //humanstuck\eighteen\multiship\poor\cutting and suicide mentions/tweets\possible drug use//
(hiatus) @OliveHuntress
71 Followers 287 Following I am The Disciple. Strong huntress and furllower of The Sufferer himself. I won't evfur let him slip away furom me again, I swear it.
Dana Strider @illbeatsnstride
341 Followers 385 Following I'm only human and i bleed when i fall down.i'm only human.and i crash and i break down|matesprite: @NOOKSNIFFER|#tw |was abandoned when she was little|![fuck that clown with a balloon poodle [dave strider rp account #homestuck #rp 18+ sometimes]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000145079110/dc9708588788ee4a5c421b1a8a70cc13.jpeg)
Dave Strider @xSecretKnightx
65 Followers 130 Following fuck that clown with a balloon poodle [dave strider rp account #homestuck #rp 18+ sometimes]![あなたはそのタンパク質があなたと吐く下痢の撮影実行を開始する前に、私はちょうどあなたが私を知らないことを言わせて、あなたが意志決して。分かった?グッド。[English / Japanese]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000151555710/bae26ac089c4b4416f7b89f0075565f5.jpeg)
Damara Megido @damara_megido
177 Followers 317 Following あなたはそのタンパク質があなたと吐く下痢の撮影実行を開始する前に、私はちょうどあなたが私を知らないことを言わせて、あなたが意志決して。分かった?グッド。[English / Japanese]![@MrDocScratch was the best thing you ever had.
[POST SBURB]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/451486399108112384/nc8pegmk.png)
кαηαуα мαяя... @GrimGlowlight
509 Followers 263 Following @MrDocScratch was the best thing you ever had. [POST SBURB]![Your name is TAVROS NITRAM, and you're SO HAPPY that you finally REMEMBERED. }:) [admin: ChibiLadyRi] [quads empty]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000166841764/6d83ade6df4ea6513d41fdaf4f0204e5.jpeg)
cUNT dESTROYER @adiosToreadick
211 Followers 446 Following Your name is TAVROS NITRAM, and you're SO HAPPY that you finally REMEMBERED. }:) [admin: ChibiLadyRi] [quads empty]
Damara Megido @crazytimewitch
2K Followers 2K Following ((banner by @THEMEULINROGUE profile pic by @maddnesswonders)) writer info: I'm 28, a mom, and i have very bad adhd bare with me if i have bad replys. #lonas
Jake English @JakeLovesSkulls
40 Followers 103 Following So Dirk roped me into getting one of these blast-ended doodads and so I am making it into an ask account! And question, I will answer!
Dirk Strider @TestifiedHearts
126 Followers 166 Following
INACTIVE @8ROKENcanary
104 Followers 179 Following hovws it goin, daddy-o? ((possible NSFW warning 18+)) there is only one person for me...an he already left. #ooc #pregnant ♦: @TestifiedHearts
Signless @PapaSignless
820 Followers 666 Following 10.5 S9LAR SWEEPS 9LD. ❤ With a little ♠: @DoubleIItUp NSFW CLEARLY. Grub is @M1N1M17UN4
Jake English @Homestuck_Jake
825 Followers 182 Following Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You love movies. ALL MOVIES. You love a round of FISTICUFFS and SKULLS.♠️-??? ♥️-??? ♦️-???
Karkette Vantas @FemKarkitty
1K Followers 1K Following I AM KARKETTE AND I REALLY HAVE NO IDEA WHY I AM UP HERE SOME TIMES ♥- ♦- ♠- (homestuck rp account) #lonas
Joan Egbert @breathlessheir
261 Followers 254 Following hey everyone ♥- ((This might be a little ooc))![Your name is KARKATE VANTAS. You take intrest in GUNS and HORROR MOVIES. You often find yourself ALONE in your DREAMBUBBLE. Sis- @7ul4 ♥- ?? [RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000025333797/efab0f20de3bd1e915a743d3bbc47419.jpeg)
Karkate Vantas @BadassKarkate
133 Followers 240 Following Your name is KARKATE VANTAS. You take intrest in GUNS and HORROR MOVIES. You often find yourself ALONE in your DREAMBUBBLE. Sis- @7ul4 ♥- ?? [RP]
Karkat Vantas @Karkittykat
104 Followers 269 Following MY HATE IS THE LIFEBLOOD THAT PULSES THROUGH THE VEINS OF YOUR UNIVERSE. IT IS MY GIFT TO YOU. YOU'RE WELCOME FOR THAT. YOU UNGRATEFUL PIECE OF SHIT
Jake English @GunsAndChums
51 Followers 270 Following Greetings, all! My name is Jake and I enjoy adventures, movies, and strifes! I don't like peanuts. //=OOC This is a Homestuck RP. Formerly @DJPonDave
CrazyAnimeGirl♑ @JeanmwrightGirl
126 Followers 1K Following
Vriska Serket @GreenleafSonia
112 Followers 508 Following
KARKAT VANTAS @ohshitquadrants
26 Followers 21 Following SWIGGITY SWONER I HAVE A BONER (RP account) ((admin's personal @holyredpandas))
dave strider @shotastriders
21 Followers 199 Following im just a small town girl livin in a lonely world
INACTIVE @debonairRuffian
58 Followers 59 Following Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You are a EIGHT TEEN YEAR OLD, GREAT ADVENTURER, that loves MOVIES AND BLUE WOMEN, especially together.
Sollux Captor @hackercaptor
97 Followers 74 Following Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are NINETEEN, majoring in COMPUTERS. You hate your LISP, but LOVE your boyfriends @HumanEridan and @DarkleerZahhak![LETS TURN THIS MIRACULOUS PARTY UP, MOTHERFUCKER. the dark carnival is waiting. ♠: @CaptivateSollux [sober!gamzee AU.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3721774020/89875361384ebbf0815ba98e16892820.jpeg)
Gamzee Makara @twistedClubs
101 Followers 101 Following LETS TURN THIS MIRACULOUS PARTY UP, MOTHERFUCKER. the dark carnival is waiting. ♠: @CaptivateSollux [sober!gamzee AU.]
Anti-Jack @EpicTurnTables
859 Followers 1K Following
UGLY FREAK OF NATURE @ROMCOMKIND
356 Followers 792 Following SHSL MAGICAL CATGIRL. IVE BEEN CAPTOR'D BY @sollux_captor1♥ @daveisnotonfire IS BEST PONY ♦((warning, really dumb very ooc account... #PARODYRP))
Sollux Captor @BlindSollux
597 Followers 351 Following im an 0pen b00k??? Whatever?? im al0ne?? Yeah. (18+)
kankri vantas @Tagy9urtriggers
453 Followers 159 Following I d9n't think it's p9ssi6le t9 put my entire 6i9 in here. My name is Kankri Vantas and I fight f9r s9cial justice! (31 years old) RP ACCOUNT
INACTIVE @8ROKENcanary
104 Followers 179 Following hovws it goin, daddy-o? ((possible NSFW warning 18+)) there is only one person for me...an he already left. #ooc #pregnant ♦: @TestifiedHearts
Matt Ishida @gentlemenGambit
11 Followers 76 Following
Gabriel @CandiedFeather
941 Followers 446 Following Don't ask me why, don't ask me how, but I'm back! You know what that means? Yup, time to raid the candy stash and look after my @LaptopLoserSam again.
Kurloz Makara @MalignantMute
843 Followers 151 Following || THEY WILL BE DOUBLE SLAIN BY OUR LORD LIKE ALL THE OTHER MIRTHLESS HERETICS. HONK. HONK. || +21 | #RP | #Homestuck | #SelectiveMultiship | €o: ||
Dirk Strider @dirkshotbutt
48 Followers 43 Following Hi, Im Dirk, and this is really stupid, remind me once more why Im doing this? ((nsfw)) ((names ethan if you ever wanna talk ooc))![LETS TURN THIS MIRACULOUS PARTY UP, MOTHERFUCKER. the dark carnival is waiting. ♠: @CaptivateSollux [sober!gamzee AU.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3721774020/89875361384ebbf0815ba98e16892820.jpeg)
Gamzee Makara @twistedClubs
101 Followers 101 Following LETS TURN THIS MIRACULOUS PARTY UP, MOTHERFUCKER. the dark carnival is waiting. ♠: @CaptivateSollux [sober!gamzee AU.]
Rufioh Nitram @RougeOfBreath
70 Followers 62 Following Your name is RUFIOH NITRAM and You lack self confidence ♥-(Empty) ♦-(Empty) ♣-(Empty) ♠-(Empty)
Sollux Captor @hackercaptor
97 Followers 74 Following Your name is SOLLUX CAPTOR. You are NINETEEN, majoring in COMPUTERS. You hate your LISP, but LOVE your boyfriends @HumanEridan and @DarkleerZahhak
UGLY FREAK OF NATURE @ROMCOMKIND
356 Followers 792 Following SHSL MAGICAL CATGIRL. IVE BEEN CAPTOR'D BY @sollux_captor1♥ @daveisnotonfire IS BEST PONY ♦((warning, really dumb very ooc account... #PARODYRP))
-Deceased- @ShatteredClock
133 Followers 249 Following Your name is DAVID STRIDER or DAVE. You got into a terrible ACCIDENT and DIED. You were married to @BlindSollux and had a KID.
Horuss Zahhak @GiddyUpZahhak
159 Followers 142 Following 8=D I apologize if any of my tweets may be triggering! This colt may still be getting ahold of the reins of Tw*tter! (( http://t.co/yG49uEgzCI @cozyoctopus ))
KARKAT VANTAS @ohshitquadrants
26 Followers 21 Following SWIGGITY SWONER I HAVE A BONER (RP account) ((admin's personal @holyredpandas))
MIT U NA ... @H3LM37H41R
189 Followers 174 Following 57H1PP1NG 0N H0N3Y 8U57HY 831NG R4DD3R 7H4N 4LL Y0U L057H3R57H. D0N7 FUCK1NG 73LL M3 WH47 7W0 D0. ♥:@BigDaddyPsii ♦:? ♠:?
Dirk Strider @TestifiedHearts
126 Followers 166 Following
INACTIVE @debonairRuffian
58 Followers 59 Following Your name is JAKE ENGLISH. You are a EIGHT TEEN YEAR OLD, GREAT ADVENTURER, that loves MOVIES AND BLUE WOMEN, especially together.
dave strider @slapthatstride
157 Followers 47 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are IN BLACKROMZ and SUPER DOUBLE PREGNANCIES with your ROOMMATE, @AUkarkat Your twitter has a lot of #NSFW CONTENT.![HEY. MY EYES ARE UP HERE, NOOKSNIFFER. KISMESIS I GUESS: @SolluxaCaptor [Fem!karkat account] #POSSIBLEnsfw #warning](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3589716395/c08240cd272d9d41d627f758f4bea1a3.jpeg)
INACTIVE @TestingGlory
52 Followers 68 Following HEY. MY EYES ARE UP HERE, NOOKSNIFFER. KISMESIS I GUESS: @SolluxaCaptor [Fem!karkat account] #POSSIBLEnsfw #warning
Dirk Strider @DirkTestified
106 Followers 60 Following
Dixi Strider @THELadyStrider
18 Followers 55 Following![whats up bby heh [rule63!roxy account] /Admin: @captoryourlove/ #POSSIBLYNSFW](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3584061348/726fd306923c461fa23254b5973ea010.jpeg)
Raey Lalonde @rlmenwearpink
75 Followers 97 Following whats up bby heh [rule63!roxy account] /Admin: @captoryourlove/ #POSSIBLYNSFW
INACTIVE @Late4Starbucks
103 Followers 115 Following Your name is JOHN EGBERT you are ALL GROWN UP. You love your TWIN SISTER. You are a famous COMEDIAN and still in COLLAGE. //older version of @pranksterGambit
DISCONTINUED. @GuardianOfIrony
885 Followers 132 Following It's been a good run, but I'm not coming back.
BILL NYE THO (parody) @Bill_Nye_Tho
178K Followers 1K Following Parody / Satire Account, Not Affiliated with Bill Nye @BillNye.![[You have been here ever since you became stranded when you were low on fuel, but you don't quite want to leave yet. Husband - @PapaSignless ] (Human!Psii)](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/378800000553346730/5081672200840b09d62c47eadb1ba71d.jpeg)
S. Castor @DoubleIItUp
868 Followers 1K Following [You have been here ever since you became stranded when you were low on fuel, but you don't quite want to leave yet. Husband - @PapaSignless ] (Human!Psii)
Eridan♒Ampora @fishyhope
540 Followers 505 Following Your name is ERIDAN AMPORA and you are DEAD. ♥@cetusbringer & @BiiChromatiic2 ♦@BlindSollux ♣none ♠@ImperialBlood69 grub: @MirthfulSea
Grand Highblood @MAGICskulldust
265 Followers 184 Following MOTHERFUCK you all. HONK. honk. ((♥: @TheVastHonker♠: ♦: @p2ii2wag )) /POSSIBLE NSFW 18+/ *ooc warning*![Your NAME is JOHN EGBERT and you are EIGHTEEN. You haven't really been ABLE TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER after FINISHING A CERTAIN GAME. [ @melodic_cool ]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3361016642/b052315692c577f2a8d9361973069877.jpeg)
john egbert @eggyderp
124 Followers 71 Following Your NAME is JOHN EGBERT and you are EIGHTEEN. You haven't really been ABLE TO GET YOUR LIFE TOGETHER after FINISHING A CERTAIN GAME. [ @melodic_cool ]
dave strider @drawingdongs
299 Followers 129 Following Your name is DAVE STRIDER and you are EIGHTEEN. Now that you've WON THE GAME, you have NO IDEA WHAT TO DO NOW. ♥ @ImperialBlood69 // ♠ @ta_dioscouri
Urakoala Ochaco @uravitation
811 Followers 62 Following Hello!! I'm in class 1-A at U.A. Please don't be afraid to spark up a chat with me. And fellow students - let's do our best!
Monee Garza @MoneeGarza
131 Followers 252 Following![[ writer: @venekii ] paleonotogist or astronomer he can not make up his mind. { icon and header is mine } former companion of @madmaninafez](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/774155586753601536/yNkwjkaN.jpg)
Dave Strider @ticktockstrider
580 Followers 378 Following [ writer: @venekii ] paleonotogist or astronomer he can not make up his mind. { icon and header is mine } former companion of @madmaninafez
John Egbert @xxTake_A_Hintxx
84 Followers 124 Following Your name is JOHN EGBERT. You work at a bar as a WAITRESS/EXOTIC DANCER. You're in love with your best friend, even if he broke your heart an is a giant DOUCHE.
da ve s tr i de r @making_strides
692 Followers 479 Following You're DAVE and you've GROWN UP. You're a WRITER and a DAD, LOVE COOKING and STILL DROP BEATS. ♥@cleverest_name ♥@kkarkatvantas1 ♦@DoubleIItUp ♠@Tagy9urtriggers
Dirk Strider @TestifiedIrony
143 Followers 114 Following Your name is DIRK STRIDER. You live in a SHIT APARTMENT. You are SEVENTEEN and the gayest thing since TOM CRUISE.![MY NAME IS CALIBORN. MASTER OF GAMES AND AMAZING ARTIST. ALSO 'BOYFRIEND' TO @cogsnotfrogs AND @mirthcomesfirst .TuMuT. [Caliborn account. Troll!Disguise au.]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/3722136274/e19eeb8d7cd6af14b13d436eae82adab.jpeg)