Dirk Strider @TestifiedHearts
Joined March 2013-
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Yo, bitches. I see that I'm still getting followers. Well, come at me guys. I'm ready and willing to chat it up with anybody and everybody.
Cronus, dude. Come on. It's alright. Calm down. You know you're saying shit you don't mean, and all this stress is bad for the baby.
I will get involved. That's my moirail you're talking to. And honestly, I don't think I like what I'm hearing come from your over bearing,--
Woah, woah. Guys, come on. We don't need to make anyone cry now. Don't start saying stuff you don't mean.
I didn't mean to start shit. I guess I'm just a trouble maker guys.
*Sighs and follows Cronus into the bathroom, kneeling beside him and rubbing his back soothingly* There, there, big guy. Get it out.
You didn't complain when you came back to bed, sir.
Cronus needs to stuff some pie in his pie hole. He wasn't complaining last night.
Wow. 144 followers. Damn guys. I don't even tweet that much.
@electricRadec I have thought about it. Though, I've not yet had the time to really look into it on my own.
@electricRadec Hell yeah you did. I hope you're just as honored as I am to have you following me, bro. Because you should be.
@electricRadec Did I just get followed by fucking Spider Man? Holy shit.
((Excuse me while I tweet on character about my life))
I've been in a highschool setting and now I'm starting to think that being completely isolated wasn't such a bad thing.
Mornin' everyone. I hope everyone is doin' alright. I just wanted to drop in. See what's what.

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quickerLiquor @lyssamack
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