JaKobe @J24Web

Joined June 2011

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JaKobe @J24Web

4 months ago

How did that Gatorade nipple top thing not take over the drink industry?

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JaKobe @J24Web

7 months ago

Euthanasia for everyone who uses self checkout and doesn’t know how..

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JaKobe @J24Web

10 months ago

Shoveling while it’s still snowing is like wiping your hands off after half a dozen wings.

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JaKobe @J24Web

11 months ago

If you have those bright ass headlights that are essentially brights, just know I’m flashing you with my brights regardless..

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The Bog Guy @TSSteinbacher

a year ago

These had such a satisfying texture when you bit into them. A little resistance, some crumble to it, beautiful.

Nostalgia @NostalgiaFolder

a year ago

These had such a satisfying texture when you bit into them. A little resistance, some crumble to it, beautiful.

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Go to Springfield, order the cat, the whole thing, medium rare, grab a beer or two, make it three, curly fries and coleslaw, grab a chair out back, ask for the barbecue sauce, tell them you know barbecue.

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

Can y’all help me out with some quality shorts, shirts, and sock brands for working out? If I can wear em out to dinner that’s a bonus. Cheap = double bonus.

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

I’ve broken two pairs of nice sunglasses in under two weeks and I think my neck is next.

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

Okay… so we think the guy shot Trump in the ear from 150 yards on purpose? Or he never got shot at all?

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

I really wanted a daughter, but after this Hawk Tuah bullshit I’ll keep my finger crossed for another son…

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

Am I just fucking old or is it messed up that I went to qdoba and they made pick-up orders in front of me for 5 minutes while I stood there waiting to order? Never even acknowledged me.. I know I’m old cause I walked out and went to Chick-fil-A instead..

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JaKobe @J24Web

a year ago

I didn’t know this, but if you leave your AirPods on top of your car and drive to work they’ll fall off halfway to work and you’ll realize it two days later and have to buy another pair.