jess @JESSlCVC

she/they Maine, USA Joined May 2015

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Haley OC @MILFWEEED

4 years ago

the feminine urge to smoke weed, jerk off and nap all day

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goro akechi's playing persona music at the pub @lilfowl

4 years ago

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Kyle 🌱 @KylePlantEmoji

4 years ago

Why do jobs ads always look for people who go "above and beyond" If you have additional requirements, say so and compensate me for it, otherwise I will do exactly what we agreed I'd get paid to do

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7-ELEVEn @7eleven

4 years ago

GOOOOOD MORNING slurpeeps are we getting that slurp today?

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eileen @sportsboyfriend

5 years ago

When I’m texting from my computer I would tell anyone anything

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tatyana ;) @tatbaee

5 years ago

“why don’t u answer ur phone??” my phone:

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prance @bocxtop

5 years ago

2020 will prob be remembered for covid yea but imma remember it for making me realize that our leaders genuinely absolutely 100 percent dont give a shit about us

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Sarah @sarahmaloneyxx

5 years ago

I can officially say I’ve worn a mask more than a bra this year

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timilehin @thatssotimi

5 years ago

every college/university in america is very wicked for the way they treated students this semester & if i really got into it i would be talking for days

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jess @JESSlCVC

5 years ago

I want live music so bad I would literally go to a middle school band concert rn

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jess @JESSlCVC

5 years ago

Oooo shit 👀

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Stephen King @StephenKing

5 years ago

One of the best days of my life.

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lay @theLibra__

5 years ago

the ticket eater at Chuck E. Cheese woulda counted them ballots already

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guys its ok watch this *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do a silly little dance* *i do

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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC

5 years ago

I’m willing to hold you accountable for lying about climate change for 30 years when you secretly knew the entire time that fossil fuels emissions would destroy our planet 😇

Shell @Shell

5 years ago

I’m willing to hold you accountable for lying about climate change for 30 years when you secretly knew the entire time that fossil fuels emissions would destroy our planet 😇