John L. Prokap @JProkap
I work in IT, but more here for FinTwit and humor. Opinions my own. I'd love to do stand up one day. Jokes not guaranteed.🧐 USA Joined February 2010-
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5 coppers to arrest one comedian? What a joke.
5 coppers to arrest one comedian? What a joke.
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Is the second slide "how we prevent this"?
Is the second slide "how we prevent this"?
How TF is it a prequel if it's being release before..?
How TF is it a prequel if it's being release before..?
John L. Prokap retweeted
Everyone’s waiting for some magic housing solution. The boring truth? Move somewhere with a lower cost of living (Midwest, rural, smaller city). If your job follows you, your paycheck suddenly gets way bigger.
Everyone’s waiting for some magic housing solution. The boring truth? Move somewhere with a lower cost of living (Midwest, rural, smaller city). If your job follows you, your paycheck suddenly gets way bigger.
All she had to do was save 2000% of her income during that time...
All she had to do was save 2000% of her income during that time...
Why is Richard Gere so mad? He looks like hell.
Why is Richard Gere so mad? He looks like hell.
We just kind of accept that hotel taxes in major cities are some convoluted mess which adds up to ~20%. Let's not let that happen everywhere.
We just kind of accept that hotel taxes in major cities are some convoluted mess which adds up to ~20%. Let's not let that happen everywhere.
The time to start looking is 2-3 years before you graduate- informational interviews, internships, etc. I learned this the hard way a few cycles (and soft markets) ago.
The time to start looking is 2-3 years before you graduate- informational interviews, internships, etc. I learned this the hard way a few cycles (and soft markets) ago.
OK, but ZoNo is the most evil.
OK, but ZoNo is the most evil.
If those three tweets can get you arrested (assuming this is all true), England is a joke.
If those three tweets can get you arrested (assuming this is all true), England is a joke.
It's almost as if this administration doesn't know what they're doing.
It's almost as if this administration doesn't know what they're doing.
John L. Prokap retweeted
I suspect the reason why left wing populists like Bernie Sanders blame all of the country’s problems on billionaires or “the oligarchs” is simply that it’s easier to scapegoat a particular group of people than to actually address the complexities of America’s political…
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Jim Cramer just said "September is weak" for the markets
Jim Cramer just said "September is weak" for the markets https://t.co/0oXCVB04sc
"facts" Nothing will strengthen your anti-commie views more than an honest discussion with someone who grew up behind the iron curtain. This kid is a fool.
"facts" Nothing will strengthen your anti-commie views more than an honest discussion with someone who grew up behind the iron curtain. This kid is a fool.
That looks nothing like @dailydirtnap
That looks nothing like @dailydirtnap
North Jersey is the last mainstay of American culture by this logic.
North Jersey is the last mainstay of American culture by this logic.
Has anyone ever seriously analyzed what percentage of this is performative bullshit and only accepted because it's IB? It's not a small percentage, I'm sure.
Has anyone ever seriously analyzed what percentage of this is performative bullshit and only accepted because it's IB? It's not a small percentage, I'm sure.
Why... so... serious?
Anyone: Impress me Me: Nah...
Anyone: Impress me Me: Nah...
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