StockCats @RealStockCats

StockCats new account - Instincts - Specializing in market satire - FinTwit - Financial Media Critic - Never take investing advice from your neighbor's cat StockCats.com Joined March 2013

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StockCats @RealStockCats

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if they ever go public, buy stock

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2 weeks ago

You see some strange things when visiting a strange town

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So where do you think this market is headed? Here

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in the old days, when countries telegraphed all their military moves to the enemy ahead of time, they'd have to read about it in the newspaper

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7 months ago

@RudyHavenstein

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3 weeks ago

now that the data has confirmed inflation is entrenched, companies can feel free to raise prices again

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remember, no matter what the headline inflation numbers are, if you dig deep under the surface they always confirm your prior bias

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BOSTIC: IF I SPEAK IN RIDDLES NO ONE CAN PROVE ME WRONG LATER

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10 months ago

my favorite market sell-offs are the ones where no one knows why it happened

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Now that the eclipse is over, we can get back to worrying about when the Fed is going to cut rates

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3 weeks ago

found this gem looking through my 2017 "previous eclipse" folder

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Jim Ó Broin @Nostalgic_92

123 Followers 65 Following Stockings and Equittities

Livia Mironica @livia_mironica

1K Followers 3K Following I am not afraid of storms, for I am learning how to sail my ship. Sailing with $META and $AAPL.

Christa Chatten-Grant @Christa_CG

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Andrei @andrei_popescu

211 Followers 487 Following Head of Content @ CryptoZombies

Bobby @Rob_Thacker

60 Followers 210 Following “Wow - it’s only eleven - that still leaves time for me to ruin tomorrow by staying up doing nothing on the Internet.”

Karol Adam Krysiński @kaKrysinski

155 Followers 200 Following Engineer, therapist, trader in recovery. Follow the process, follow the tao.

Sean Brodrick @SeanBrodrick

6K Followers 2K Following In a world gone mad with chaos and blood, one man stands alone against the forces of evil. That man is Sean Brodrick

THE MARKET LOCUST @themarketlocust

138 Followers 253 Following Follow me if you want to know how the future will look like | Artificial Intelligence, & Robotics | No financial advise.

Ahmed Zahid @AhmedZahid2

67 Followers 419 Following 🇵🇰//🇨🇳 🎂15 June 🎉 Ex Beconite | Petarian ⚓ A-levels | Roots Millennium I🎓 BBA | Wuhan University China 🎓 🥊 Boxing is life 🥊

Jacob Benowitz @JacobBenowitz

48K Followers 222 Following Father of 3, virgin, landlord, recently divorced, Fiverr nutritionist.

Trader Elmo @TraderElmo

127 Followers 1K Following Lots Of Experience And Still So Much More To Learn

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lord bebo cgm @Shashikala40615

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VisionX @VisionCodeX

4K Followers 262 Following Lover of Truth. Hail Thy Self.

Lily @lily_pie28

1K Followers 3K Following Personal blog Forecasting profits📈 Making dollars, not cents💲 Stocks. Bonds. Business. 📊 $TSLA and $NVDA

💻 📝 Journo | Lost my nearest & dearest to the psy-op

📢 “The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing”

⁉️ What will you do?

#FtheWEF till the day.. @NEOintheMCR

10K Followers 6K Following 💻 📝 Journo | Lost my nearest & dearest to the psy-op 📢 “The only thing necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing” ⁉️ What will you do?

🆃🄴🅽tëgɛs @TENteges_

1K Followers 6K Following „Eyes are useless, when the mind is blind”

Tim Lyons @FGump72

1 Followers 182 Following I just felt like running

Charlatan Capital @CharlatanCaptl

78 Followers 765 Following

Amrit Bahirwani @TheBahirwani

88 Followers 143 Following Trader. NISM Certified Research Analyst

Atrium Research - Min.. @Atrium_Mining

318 Followers 3K Following @Atrium_Research

CHItrader @CHItraders

2K Followers 522 Following Options trader. Market-news. Nothing posted constitutes as advice. Do your own diligence.

GhostofDan @DanRunner42

122 Followers 196 Following I like to post a lot about stocks and chart ideas, please, never go all in on anything anyone tweets about.

Danny Martinez Reyes @dannymarey

2K Followers 1K Following GGG. SWE. Carpe Diem. Jeremiah 29:11 #SacramentoProud

Ha5htron @MannyRa49660795

45 Followers 143 Following your consciousness shapes your reality.

recursion @wreckursion

153 Followers 172 Following I am a strange loop.

Nick 🐾👣 @JWH1895

1K Followers 1K Following A polite Canadian prairie boy with a bad attitude. #BornToWalk

Hedge fund manager: global macro, long/short equity, activist metals. Wage-price spirals are not transitory. https://t.co/ptnKKXA96X

Kevin C. Smith, CFA @crescatkevin

39K Followers 2K Following Hedge fund manager: global macro, long/short equity, activist metals. Wage-price spirals are not transitory. https://t.co/ptnKKXA96X

Aaron @TexFutures

372 Followers 190 Following Investing and trading aren't about being right or wrong, it's about making money.

Author of STREET FREAK, ALL THE EVIL OF THIS WORLD, THOSE BASTARDS, NO WORRIES, and NIGHT MOVES (coming soon). Writer, investor, electronic music curator. MFA.

Jared Dillian @dailydirtnap

83K Followers 917 Following Author of STREET FREAK, ALL THE EVIL OF THIS WORLD, THOSE BASTARDS, NO WORRIES, and NIGHT MOVES (coming soon). Writer, investor, electronic music curator. MFA.

Data-driven Investment Research | Follow to learn about #markets & the global #economy | Get your free 7-day trial at https://t.co/ij9EDOXEgD

Game of Trades @GameofTrades_

194K Followers 582 Following Data-driven Investment Research | Follow to learn about #markets & the global #economy | Get your free 7-day trial at https://t.co/ij9EDOXEgD

MBull @mbullmarkets

69 Followers 245 Following Software and markets

Stanphyl Capital @StanphylCap

34K Followers 54 Following Value investor with some opinions. Registered Independent. Beware of copycat scammers using my profile! My name is Mark B. Spiegel. https://t.co/iVzhUmkFI8

Dr_Gingerballs @Dr_Gingerballs

16K Followers 295 Following Engineer. Researcher. Stonk Enjoyer. Shit poster. I collect data on options and stuff and post it on X.

⛪️ Church of Millionaires ⛪️ | God of the Markets, The Lord of FINX, The Righteous Judge of the Market Sinners #LordProphecy #BearMuseum #LordBRT

The Prophet Reborn @RebornProphet

2K Followers 442 Following ⛪️ Church of Millionaires ⛪️ | God of the Markets, The Lord of FINX, The Righteous Judge of the Market Sinners #LordProphecy #BearMuseum #LordBRT

CookieMonsterTrader @CookieMonTrader

293 Followers 450 Following "I believe that banking institutions are more dangerous to our liberties than standing armies," --Thomas Jefferson

Top 25 Business School Grad - Finance
Formerly Series 7, 6, 63 Licensed
New Century Mortgage (Big Short) Account Exec
Backup: @gromepowburner

Darth Powell 🦈🇺.. @GRomePow

20K Followers 897 Following Top 25 Business School Grad - Finance Formerly Series 7, 6, 63 Licensed New Century Mortgage (Big Short) Account Exec Backup: @gromepowburner

Occasional real-life participant.
Domestic Errorist.
Ontologically evil, but tribeless.
Subjects range narrowly.
I'm usually here.
🚫➡️💉

Pronouns- I/me/mine

Scotty P 🎸 @Scott_7791

3K Followers 5K Following Occasional real-life participant. Domestic Errorist. Ontologically evil, but tribeless. Subjects range narrowly. I'm usually here. 🚫➡️💉 Pronouns- I/me/mine

Mike 🌵 @Mike_TH1984

884 Followers 332 Following grizzled veteran-11C, father, husband, and generally cynical.

Just some Chads trying to save Simps from Wall Street. Institutional data and quant models simplified for the everyday investor. It’s not financial advice.

Market Radar @themarketradar

10K Followers 549 Following Just some Chads trying to save Simps from Wall Street. Institutional data and quant models simplified for the everyday investor. It’s not financial advice.

Global market mechanics. Male. STIR & market plumbing enjoyer. Serious works can be found via https://t.co/s5n2gkwveT. Writing a (hand)book. Not financial advice.

Conks @concodanomics

134K Followers 1K Following Global market mechanics. Male. STIR & market plumbing enjoyer. Serious works can be found via https://t.co/s5n2gkwveT. Writing a (hand)book. Not financial advice.

An irreverent wise crackin' FinTwit parrot doing deep due diligence in multiple markets.

Nothing I say is financial advice, do your own research. DMs are open.

Parrot Capital 🦜 @ParrotCapital

24K Followers 903 Following An irreverent wise crackin' FinTwit parrot doing deep due diligence in multiple markets. Nothing I say is financial advice, do your own research. DMs are open.

Wharton. McKinsey. UBS. Securities industry since '94. Asia ex-pat in '80s-90s. Elected to Mill Valley City Council in '20. Blocked by Zero Hedge since 2010.

Urban Carmel @ukarlewitz

84K Followers 159 Following Wharton. McKinsey. UBS. Securities industry since '94. Asia ex-pat in '80s-90s. Elected to Mill Valley City Council in '20. Blocked by Zero Hedge since 2010.

GURGAVIN @gurgavin

384K Followers 519 Following TECH FOCUSED INVESTOR & EVENT DRIVEN TRADER ( THIS IS MY ONLY ACCOUNT I WILL NEVER REACH OUT FROM ANY OTHER ACCOUNT )

K Crimson 714 @Kcrimson714

293 Followers 502 Following Market Researcher/Analyst, Trader, and Independent Thinker. Levered to the dome.

DampedSpring active macro & beta @2Graybeards for beta. Both for investor education, Brevan Howard, Bridgewater, Salomon, Dad of 4. Go Penn, No tweet is advice

Andy Constan @dampedspring

134K Followers 331 Following DampedSpring active macro & beta @2Graybeards for beta. Both for investor education, Brevan Howard, Bridgewater, Salomon, Dad of 4. Go Penn, No tweet is advice

Jolly and morbidly obese | McDonalds and Burger King’s biggest individual shareholder | UFO spare parts manufacturer | B&B Manager | Journalist | Parody

Humphrey O. Beese @Burgeroptions

Eric Stewart @Stewart_of_Mars

180 Followers 206 Following Spectrum, graph neural networks, and optimization problems.

90s Random Consultant @ManchesterUtd81

4K Followers 1K Following Retirement 2036

The Maverick of Wall .. @TheMaverickWS

46K Followers 76 Following Expertise: Economics, Finance and Stock Market Psychology. I don't initiate contact with anyone, bots and scammers do

I co-manage a long only family office. I don’t like losing money. My tweets are not investment advice. You need to do your own work...

John Doss CFA, CPA @JohnDoss1

4K Followers 1K Following I co-manage a long only family office. I don’t like losing money. My tweets are not investment advice. You need to do your own work...

I LIKE MONEY!🦞🤑🦞
My investment diary.
Charts for my study, not financial advice.
Swing Trade, QQQ, SPY, Commodities, Uranium☢.
Korean dude in EU

SpaceUranium @astrinvestor

880 Followers 323 Following I LIKE MONEY!🦞🤑🦞 My investment diary. Charts for my study, not financial advice. Swing Trade, QQQ, SPY, Commodities, Uranium☢. Korean dude in EU

PhD PoliSci, fmr investment analyst/advisor. Democracy, institutional design/reform, & Oxford commas. 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 poli. @PercyFuzzyboots staff. She/her

Heather Hughson 🇺�.. @HNHughson

6K Followers 548 Following PhD PoliSci, fmr investment analyst/advisor. Democracy, institutional design/reform, & Oxford commas. 🇨🇦 🇺🇲 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 poli. @PercyFuzzyboots staff. She/her

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2K Followers 1K Following Born in the CBOT Bond pit. Viva Trump. 🇺🇸

CEO of WallStforMainSt, LLC. Research Ninja. Financial Detective. Entrepreneur, Financial Historian, Austrian School Econ & Independent Thinker. VT Hokie Alum.

Jason Burack @JasonEBurack

15K Followers 4K Following CEO of WallStforMainSt, LLC. Research Ninja. Financial Detective. Entrepreneur, Financial Historian, Austrian School Econ & Independent Thinker. VT Hokie Alum.

Macro Dose @macro_dose

17K Followers 168 Following Macroeconomic commentary, but simple 💊| Tweets are not financial advice or by an economist|

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12K Followers 625 Following Day Trader. No pump, just #PROCESS. #DayTrading #DayTrader

Max Anderson @maxjanderson

27K Followers 792 Following Dad & husband running a bootstrapped internet biz. Raising my son to be the kind of man the world needs

Earth Is A Sales Funn.. @GENIC0N

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548 Followers 821 Following "...people are prone to apply causal thinking inappropriately, to situations that require statistical reasoning." - D. Kahneman

CEO of The Tribeca Trade Group (TTG) Ex BAML Director ETF & D1 Trading. Momentum & Trend Trader. My MO: stay 1 step ahead of trends & momentum for TTG members

Christian Fromhertz �.. @cfromhertz

82K Followers 1K Following CEO of The Tribeca Trade Group (TTG) Ex BAML Director ETF & D1 Trading. Momentum & Trend Trader. My MO: stay 1 step ahead of trends & momentum for TTG members

#Stagdeflation Defined: The Fed inflates the living sh$t out of assets and investors/speculators delude themselves into thinking that it’s organic inflation.

Michael Norinsberg @Mnorinsberg

2K Followers 236 Following #Stagdeflation Defined: The Fed inflates the living sh$t out of assets and investors/speculators delude themselves into thinking that it’s organic inflation.

Swordfishvegetable @Swordfishv44183

13K Followers 168 Following Market talk n degen shorting vol sometimes. Opinions are my own. Not financial advice. Don’t subscribe on X (follow tho)

Le Shrub🌳🔥🇺�.. @agnostoxxx

104K Followers 1K Following Founder and CIO of a $1 Trillion Hedge Fun. Account for entertainment purposes only. Explicit language

Stock trader since '95. Trend exploiter, swings, dips, scalps. Market Stats, BBQ, guitarist. Engineer for 23 years. I do my homework.

Vic Scherer @daytrend

13K Followers 651 Following Stock trader since '95. Trend exploiter, swings, dips, scalps. Market Stats, BBQ, guitarist. Engineer for 23 years. I do my homework.

Semi retired financial executive. Recovering corporate treasurer. Still trying to figure out stuff. Not financial advice. Snark and wise guy. Live life well.

Agent007 @Agent0088156721

365 Followers 166 Following Semi retired financial executive. Recovering corporate treasurer. Still trying to figure out stuff. Not financial advice. Snark and wise guy. Live life well.

O’Hare Trade • Du.. @OHare888

10K Followers 888 Following Finding Value Through Focused Research PCX Options-Bear Stearns R.I.P🇺🇸🇵🇱🇮🇱

KEERAT @VXO150

5K Followers 1K Following #FARMERSPROTEST

revengeofrusty @revengeofrusty

223 Followers 362 Following

Stacey @hstace12

944 Followers 157 Following Stock and Futures Trader

Wenger @joelwenger

567 Followers 1K Following 1) See Clearly 2) Act Correctly 3) Accept the World as it is ~Not Investing Advice~ @investsafely #LGRW #GoBlue #History #Geopolitics #Motorsports #Trading

Mr. Sound Dobad @realBearish

2K Followers 1K Following pontificator & dank meme creator

Ronin Research @ResearchRonin

6 days ago

@RealStockCats "Wow...The new analyst is really sensitive to shifts in the market...How does he do it?"

Why you should have a cat @ShouldHaveCat

7 days ago

This cat has an extra pair of ears so it can ignore you twice as good.

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no pullbacks in inflation @no_pullbacks

a week ago

. @RealStockCats @RudyHavenstein @GregCrennan @FixTheFed @StealthQE4 @LawrenceLepard Does he ever mention the national debt approaching 35 trillion?

New York Post @nypost

a week ago

Jamie Dimon says US economy is ‘unbelievable’ and booming trib.al/oxtnxBN

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Wall Street Silver @WallStreetSilv

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This is my Quant.

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@FinanceKat1 @RealStockCats It has only 48 stores (per wikipedia) so it can be billed as a growth stock. Since it doesn't do franchising, and debt financing its expansion in the latter part of the last decade, wonder how its books look like now. Otherwise, probably Buffett is watching it too 😀

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A Glitch in the “AI” Matrix @PyjamaTrader

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David Damm @DrJCVanDammbo

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@RealStockCats I would pay money for these investment ideas

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cliffynator, Fiscal Cliff @cliffynator

a week ago

@RealStockCats You're in my backyard. I've been to about 8 Buc-cees and this is by far the busiest one I've seen.

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Tim Hopper @timhoppers

a week ago

@RealStockCats Is this from the top analyst?

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Waving at Elliott @dapstats

2 weeks ago

Where’s Skilling when you need him @Sorenthek @MotherCabriniNY @RealStockCats @perthknuckleboo

Larry the Cat @Number10cat

2 weeks ago

Happy #Caturday

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recursion @wreckursion

2 weeks ago

We now know the answer to the question the Beatles once asked: “all the lonely people, where do they all come from?” - The internet. They come from the internet.