J Univ Rejection @JUnivRejection
The founding principle of the Journal of Universal Rejection is rejection. All submissions, regardless of quality, will be rejected. Tweets by Caleb Emmons. Portland, OR Joined January 2012-
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In chess they now use "centipawn loss" to judge a GM's move (how much worse it is than the best move found by a chess engine). Who will calculate "centiheart loss" for each line of a poem?
Stealing
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paper's almost done the only thing still missing is what the point is
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HOT TAKE: All points of view and tenses are useless and awful. Let the pages be blank as we fall deeper into our own despair, waiting for what will never come.
Imagine the scale of our loss
Instead of trying to cover all the lands in a second darkness, Sauron should have just opened a kitchen supply store called Mordor & Pestle
nice
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What is WRONG with our country!
Oh dear 😳
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YOU GUYS!!!! I finally heard back on the submission I sent Virginia Quarterly Review THREE YEARS ago 🎉🎉🥳🥳🙌🙌😆😆 (It was a no 🤩)
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wow 😊
Imagine being the first person to get a ceremonial key to the city and you're like "wtf?!" when it won't open the gates
It takes a village to raise a village idiot
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sorry if this is too spooky for anyone
I take issue with being called Neutral Evil
I take issue with being called Neutral Evil
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Trying to figure out how to phrase this response to recent paper review while avoiding too much reliance on the use of the word ‘idiot’ - how’s your morning going?
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