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A few people have asked why I vehemently oppose Trump. Let me make this perfectly clear. It's not about politics. I've voted for both parties. It's about me, as a patriot, rejecting a cheating, lying, racist, treasonous, fascist, and vile man who attacks the free press, and…
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To OR policymakers, remember that physicians owned by PE aren't allowed to speak ill of PE. HB4130 comes down to whether or not you think medical decisions should be made by physicians or by Wall Street profiteers. End #CorporateMedicine #CPoM #TakeMedicineBack @Hayrook
To OR policymakers, remember that physicians owned by PE aren't allowed to speak ill of PE. HB4130 comes down to whether or not you think medical decisions should be made by physicians or by Wall Street profiteers. End #CorporateMedicine #CPoM #TakeMedicineBack @Hayrook
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