Josh Carson @JoshDCarson
Occasionally employed writer/comedian Minneapolis, MN Joined April 2009-
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“I wasn’t really dead.”
Because he probably doesn't remember who the hell she is, cause his brain is leaking out his hand.
Because he probably doesn't remember who the hell she is, cause his brain is leaking out his hand.
A bunch of adults are about to have some very healthy reactions to two celebrities they don’t really know becoming engaged.
Oh, that'll probably stop them then. Thank God for rules.
Oh, that'll probably stop them then. Thank God for rules.
Because we all remember you for the jokes Jay.
Easy, B. By which I mean Easy A.
Easy, B. By which I mean Easy A.
This is a Homer bit on The Simpsons.
Uh-oh. Also yay!
Yippee Kai Yay Mr. Falcon!
Tell me you have a tiny dick that you’re insecure about without telling me you have a tiny dick that you’re insecure about. And also that your birthday party was a national humiliation.
Homer being sent into space is no longer satire.
Homer being sent into space is no longer satire.
But...why though?
I *knew* seeing Eight Legged Freaks in the theater would eventually pay off!
I *knew* seeing Eight Legged Freaks in the theater would eventually pay off!
Snakes!? ON A PLANE!?
Why so soon?
Didn’t we *just* have one that everyone ignored? Quit trying to make fetch happen.
Didn’t we *just* have one that everyone ignored? Quit trying to make fetch happen.
This is some straight-up “What if Michael Scott was President” shit.
I’m gonna need an instant reaction from @DanaWessel in real time.
I’m gonna need an instant reaction from @DanaWessel in real time.
Well they’re clearly too late, you just said production wrapped.
Well they’re clearly too late, you just said production wrapped.
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