Judgmental Monkey @Judgmentmonkey
Some monkeys are supportive, this monkey judges you... also, alternate @adownie account. judgmentalmonkey.com Illinois, USA Joined February 2019-
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Huh, @KAYAK certainly made a choice with their “Kayak denier” commercial…
There he goes, mixing up inches and centimeters again…
My uncles dog is always waiting for you to throw a stick, but it’s a trap!
Hey @donttrythis, I’m sure you must have seen this, but just in case...
Hey @donttrythis, I’m sure you must have seen this, but just in case...
My main account is out-processing from Twitmo...
I mean, FFS, does everything have to be all “America” And “For the troops”?
Um @RjMielke...
When we get a new president, the should just do an executive order that says, “Reverse everything Trump did”
When we get a new president, the should just do an executive order that says, “Reverse everything Trump did”
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Otis awaits his #fatcatweek challenger...
Someone left their freaking Gameboy!
The irony of this tweet is just amazing...
The irony of this tweet is just amazing...
Well, I’m gonna have to try this vinegar rinse thing...
Well, I’m gonna have to try this vinegar rinse thing...
So, when our troops retreat from Syria, did Trump order them to put the flags on the other sleeve so they’re going the other way?
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TFW tounfindnoutntheb8 hours of self-paced training didn't get recorded into your education record...
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