ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* @KTisNotAmused
book-worm; home-bug; introspective under-achiever; word-lover; daydream-believer; hyphen-ator; INFP. ¡VIVA #TheResistance*! 💚 🖖🏻 😊 🚀 🌀 ☮ 💭 The Left Coast (CA) Joined January 2017-
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ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Some people have such good hearts. Be on the lookout for them.
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ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Next time someone says “I’m a hugger” and tries to hug me I’m gonna say “I’m a kicker” and see how it goes.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
hey, doc, it hurts when i do this *scrolls twitter*
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
My inner monologue is just me whispering "fuck" over and over.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Getting hit on by a 20-something year old. Honey, I have cookie sheets older than you 😆
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Some people just glow even when they don’t realise it.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Just once I'd like to step into an alternate universe when I walk through a door.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Fuck anybody talking shit about Dolly Parton. She looks better at 77 than I have in my whole entire life.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Unwavering certainty is a mental illness. Of this, I am sure.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Your opinion sucks here take mine.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
White people don't like being called colonizers but it's an accurate term.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
When we got to the playground my 2.5yo said “k bye dad I gotta go to work now.” Being a kid is a tough job but someone’s got to do it.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
I passed a note to my cat that said: Do you like me? Check here for no. Check here for no.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Ah yes, a beautiful new day to really grab life by the horns and fuck it right back.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
I don’t need presents, I need presence.
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Hey, can I get some W[unknowable series of sounds]ter sauce?
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Body: *new pain* WebMD: you're dying Anxiety: I KNEW IT Depression: can we move this along
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
If we can just hold out for two more months, we can once again find unity is our disgust for candy corn
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
Five drunk guys will start a FIGHT. But five stoned guys will start a BAND!
ᶜ ᵃ ˡ ˡ ᵐ ᵉ *𝕶 𝖎 𝖗 𝖘 𝖙 𝖎* retweeted
This black cherry lemonade tastes like Flintstones Chewables and I feel like I’m in on a secret
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