Kelly @kelly__le
Jokes 😂 https://t.co/GXjOS6HKXe Texas Joined February 2017-
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I have a gag order, too. Amazon is supposed to deliver it tomorrow.
I’m “part of family,” but I have to eat on the floor for some reason. -My cat
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
Pleasantly surprised to discover the treadmill I bought came with a remote control so I can run it from my recliner.
Remember that show Trading Spaces where your neighbors would come over and spray paint your fireplace teal and glue faux fur to your hardwood floors?
I like to think I’m chaotic adorable.
Probably the most humiliating thing that can happen when you die is that you come back as a fitted-sheet ghost.
The tornado siren was just going off here, but I think I can make it to the liquor store.
Do you get cuteness aggression when you look at your pet? My cat is so goddamn cute I could just rip an old lady’s arms off.
I almost hit a deer on my way to work and when I got to work, a murder of crows was in my parking spot. I’m Snow Whiting pretty fucking hard before 7am.
my email will find you… and it will kill you
Trey @treydayway
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@kelly__le Cat parents that think they can keep kitty off the counters don’t make any sense.
@kelly__le "They're part of my family, but they have to eat on a high up table and climb on those stupid chairs, but I get mine where I want it." - your cat
@kelly__le I tell my kitty all the time. I don't get to sit or walk on the counters, so you don't either. She's not impressed.
@kelly__le Head of family. That’s why you peons are at a table
And that kids, is how i met your mother 😉
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
I have a gag order, too. Amazon is supposed to deliver it tomorrow.
lord, cleanse my mind with hyssop and it will be clean; wash me and I will be whiter than snow 👐
We all saw it right
Happens to me all the time🤣
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
Omg I choked on my spit in the middle of a work meeting on zoom last week it was so effing embarrassing 😭💀
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.
@kelly__le There's a type of hernia that can cause this, hiatal hernia I believe it's called.
@kelly__le I can sympathize...
@kelly__le The worst part is then people think I have a cough.
Looool and it be so damn randomly too
The amount of my spit I randomly choke to death on for no reason is getting out of hand.