CoKane @KanesCabDriv3r
Pucks in deep// NHL Journalist Spaghettiville Joined April 2022-
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I want to start a car review YouTube channel but instead of reviewing the performance I want to review how drunk drivable the car is
There’s only 2 types of people in the world. People who pee in the shower and liars
The best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time you fucking retard
She got the ick because I said Yippieee!! When she took her shirt off
My hands shake a lot when I don’t drink so it’s actually safer for me to drive drunk
Just found out the girl I went on one hinge date with 2 years ago got married over the weekend. I’m about to frow up
Man it’s been a hard couple of weekends and I really need to slow down and take it easy. But, Levels just came on and I have no choice but to go full throttle tonight. I am so fired up right now. I’m gonna suck down 14 AMFs and then get in my car and drive home.
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my wife died in a fiery car wreck early this morning 🔥 🚗 Here’s 12 things it taught me about B2B marketing: 🧵 1/42
The ice bucket challenge but instead of ice water it’s a bucket of size 10 Nike dunks
I am literally not worried about AI. The deep state will always keep it from saying cool internet words like retard. So while everyone is freaking out I am just embracing my true self and having fun online with my friends. So with that I’ll always keep it real. retard retard…
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Burner @BurnerWjp
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Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
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@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
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Rick Rollance @honkey_talks
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andy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone
14K Followers 168 Following i am a goldfish walking through a desert — prince of the tyne - andy from @wetjeanspod
SureLock Holmes @SureLock__
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Pascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FC
Jesperi Cokeatniemi v.. @Cheesecakeguyv3
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Kevin Harlan’s Burn.. @HarlansBurner
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Frank Lee Gaye @RizzardOfOz6969
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George Parrosite @georgeparrosite
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Jeff Petri Dish @JeffPetriDishv2
633 Followers 417 Following Fat/Retard | Love to party | 3/3 in beer league championship games | Loudest burner (audibly) | DMs are back open for the foreseeable future |
@Wariosfan @KanesCabDriv3r I'm in the backseat handing out fireball shots
@KanesCabDriv3r I’ll join you and sit in the passenger seat putting creed on repeat
Nice.
@KanesCabDriv3r Gmail profile picture for me always does it
@KanesCabDriv3r I’m very self conscious about my driving so I’ll only do it when drunk
@KanesCabDriv3r Bro I just KNOW she was checking to see if you viewed her story 🙄
@KanesCabDriv3r Wait girls are supposed to go on dates with you?
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I need every single person who chirped me for saying the Stars were frauds and that fading them for 10u in the 1st round no matter what was stupid, to apologize to me and then delete their twitter
@KanesCabDriv3r Her stomach just a stew of Bradly’s and Jennifer’s
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