Drunk Coyotes @drunkyotes
Buffalo native Arizona State University Joined December 2021-
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He wants gretzkys record and that’s it. He doesn’t give a fuck about playoffs and was prolly pissed they even got in lol
He wants gretzkys record and that’s it. He doesn’t give a fuck about playoffs and was prolly pissed they even got in lol
Stores like this always have the most unique dip selection
Little Caesar’s taste so good when you’re sharing it with a girl who likes you for you
Dudes be like “I’m not a communist” then go to Lowes before checking the local hardware store
Devils Lake in North Dakota is the US’s number 1 destination spot this summer
One of those mornings Pursuit of Happiness is stuck in my head immediately upon waking up
Mark stone goal a minute into the 1st lol. Thanks for coming out Dallas
“I will never forgive PepsiCo for ruining the uniqueness of Baja Blast by putting it in bottles just like any other soda. It should be at taco bell and taco bell only so yea I only buy Coke products” Girl in the handi with me: “no I meant do you have coke”
She let me hit cuz I smell so good from my unlimited showers at Loves truck stop
Good morning to everyone except: People who’s car battery died this morning People who stepped in a 2 foot hole of mud People who’s zipper broke
Good morning to everyone except: People who’s car battery died this morning People who stepped in a 2 foot hole of mud People who’s zipper broke
Burner @BurnerWjp
19K Followers 955 Following Prime Zynister of burners. Former host of BOTW. Worst member of @burnafterpod_ Merch: https://t.co/KMQJJeG3WQ | Blog: https://t.co/eaQ37bmK35Brettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 653 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
2K Followers 2K Following Ryan “The Home Loan Expert” Kelley parody, per Elon. 845 Credit Score. Nickelback super fan. 2x MVCHA All Star. NFL Player Legal Issue Enjoyer.Rick Rollance @honkey_talks
2K Followers 547 Following Divorced. LIV Tour. Utah Grad ‘74. Fuck me, Fight me, or Take a picture. Banned at 25K.SureLock Holmes @SureLock__
1K Followers 468 Following Sober enough to know what I’m doing, but drunk enough to enjoy doing it | 185 days played on Elite Prospects | AmericanPascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FCJesperi Cokeatniemi v.. @Cheesecakeguyv3
1K Followers 587 Following #bruins #redsox . I love snatch and beer and cokerandrew @DanFlashes99
1K Followers 861 Following Runnin Outta Moonlight | 4th account | 774 Credit Score | 13x BOTW - 9x HM | Military propaganda, hypersexualization, and Linkin Parkrodney loves big wome.. @rodneyiwnl
801 Followers 790 Following Gorilla Mind God, FBGM, 700mg Test + 1g Tren Cruiser, Super Physiological Alpha, Full Time Autistic, Top 500 Valorant 13x, Faceit lvl 10, #birdgangKevin Harlan’s Burn.. @HarlansBurner
1K Followers 1K Following KHB | Kansas City Native | Chiefs STM | Boulevard Beer Enjoyer | FC 24 Addict | Alleged System Burner | #burnteamFrank Lee Gaye @RizzardOfOz6969
443 Followers 368 Following Recovering Gambling Addict / 7 DUIs / Costco Member / Tallest Burner (6’9) / 1x BOTW HM #BillsMafia #FeartheDeer #stlbluesByzJim ☧ @ByzJim
478 Followers 566 Following Byzantium, the Holy Roman Empire, and UCF football babyTim Stahl @T70394785
16 Followers 24 FollowingKevin Clark @ClarkKevin2552
284 Followers 537 FollowingJt @jtduke15
553 Followers 569 FollowingCam Muniz @muniz_cam
43 Followers 570 FollowingShmecket Clappington @IFCdosentFuck
70 Followers 154 Following rebel, record Miller Lites killed in a night: 60, Generated hundreds of dollars drop-shipping ball hazersCraig Smith for Conn .. @SmithforSmythe
19 Followers 40 Following Hang Glider enthusiast. Chinese Railroad Expert. I hate Trader Joe’s.- @BeberChristian
79 Followers 426 FollowingArth @ArthurAdam13983
2 Followers 15 Following 1st brigade, 5th Infantry division 1968-1971 in dong HaTeenyez @teenyez59504
1 Followers 141 FollowingRose Larry @RoseLarry181431
840 Followers 6K Following Im Rose by name I'm here looking for something seriousWaylon “Big Daddy�.. @WaylonB39
508 Followers 403 Following Tenured Ms. Alabama judge. Remington Enthusiast. 3x DUI(expunged). America First. #2AMikey McMiller @MillerBoyMikey
2 Followers 35 Following Busboy at Chili’s by day, Miller Lite boy by night. 3x divorcee (no kids) and a proud Ford Fiesta ownerlenjaminnobias @DarrelGeeriff33
1 Followers 12 FollowingJIGGLE @jest_jiggler
23 Followers 159 Following Deviant college shitposter & natural sportsman. Stay tunedTaylor Graf @TaylorGraf
387 Followers 575 FollowingJosh @ItBLikeDatYePt2
11 Followers 68 Followingjoelminett @j_minett
617 Followers 389 Following This Nuvo got me tripping and I know that you mad, girlRick Shaw @zac_couchley
249 Followers 440 Following Pat Connaughton superfan. 1 time home run ball catcher at an MLB game. I love Stella Artois and pussyJack Hanchett @jack_hanchett
403 Followers 699 FollowingSai Ami @510SaiAmi
106 Followers 1K Following Night classes at the Bill Simmons School of Journalism | LeFraud hater | BBNvada @andrromcda
39 Followers 147 FollowingTin Nut Cup @RoyMcavoy0
1 Followers 33 FollowingAj Keith @Aj_Keith317
517 Followers 2K Following 22, Reds, Bengals, GoBucks, Bearcats, One of the first 500 followers of Joey Votto, @mostlysports Family.no @bruhurmom69420
0 Followers 202 Followingmentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07Burner @BurnerWjp
19K Followers 955 Following Prime Zynister of burners. Former host of BOTW. Worst member of @burnafterpod_ Merch: https://t.co/KMQJJeG3WQ | Blog: https://t.co/eaQ37bmK35Heatdaddy @heatdaddy69420
284K Followers 314 Following my name is Rob and I love having the time of my life. Host of: Hockey Night in Scottsdale and @wetjeanspod, use code HEATDADDY on @prizepicks and @pikkitsportsBrettzky @BrettFILLlips
1K Followers 653 Following heavy squatter, whopper lover, cleanest balls on twitter, kidney stone survivor, karaoke try hard, bogey golfer, clit seeker. #rulethejungle #njdevils@hulu is fucking tras.. @RizNasty2point0
2K Followers 2K Following Ryan “The Home Loan Expert” Kelley parody, per Elon. 845 Credit Score. Nickelback super fan. 2x MVCHA All Star. NFL Player Legal Issue Enjoyer.Rick Rollance @honkey_talks
2K Followers 547 Following Divorced. LIV Tour. Utah Grad ‘74. Fuck me, Fight me, or Take a picture. Banned at 25K.SureLock Holmes @SureLock__
1K Followers 468 Following Sober enough to know what I’m doing, but drunk enough to enjoy doing it | 185 days played on Elite Prospects | AmericanPascal Dupussy @pascaldupussy
2K Followers 752 Following officially the sheriff of tap ins. “the most attractive man in the world” - @glutenfreeperc. CAM #97 Burner FCandy from 5 to 7 @ChampagneAnyone
14K Followers 167 Following i am a goldfish walking through a desert — prince of the tyne - andy from @wetjeanspodJesperi Cokeatniemi v.. @Cheesecakeguyv3
1K Followers 587 Following #bruins #redsox . I love snatch and beer and cokerandrew @DanFlashes99
1K Followers 861 Following Runnin Outta Moonlight | 4th account | 774 Credit Score | 13x BOTW - 9x HM | Military propaganda, hypersexualization, and Linkin Parkrodney loves big wome.. @rodneyiwnl
801 Followers 790 Following Gorilla Mind God, FBGM, 700mg Test + 1g Tren Cruiser, Super Physiological Alpha, Full Time Autistic, Top 500 Valorant 13x, Faceit lvl 10, #birdgangKevin Harlan’s Burn.. @HarlansBurner
1K Followers 1K Following KHB | Kansas City Native | Chiefs STM | Boulevard Beer Enjoyer | FC 24 Addict | Alleged System Burner | #burnteamByzJim ☧ @ByzJim
478 Followers 566 Following Byzantium, the Holy Roman Empire, and UCF football babyanze kopistar @mccszii
33 Followers 82 Followingmentally unstable red.. @BiggRatBastard
13K Followers 2K Following BTE ///. bisexual, bipolar, and a bitch ///. cashapp: $briiash07sierra rold @sierrarold
766 Followers 415 Following horror aficionado | adam sandler stan | self-proclaimed badass bitch | rocker through and throughOle Miss Fraternity R.. @goatcolonelreb
756 Followers 251 Following Premier Talent Scout for Jackson, Mississippi|Don't text me unless you wear Costas or Maui Jims|Best In the Business|29 Executive positions held by my talentFEDICAL🏔️ @fedical
2K Followers 885 Following ALL tweets are satire and not an admission of guilt. Disliker of all things pittsburghChiefQueef @Mercbeamish
212 Followers 450 Following Handsome young man. Habitual money maker. #FREETHUG #999Forever #LongLiveMacMiller #mostdopeforever #GoUtes #TakenoteIncognitus Lowe @SteadierLeddy
30 Followers 52 Following In temporary jail for speaking truth to power. Defender of Jordan Binnington, not that he needs it. Sauna advocate.Harry Gloop @PlusSizeMilkers
434 Followers 151 Following Fan of plus sized milkers. Proud assistant manager of the Casey’s on MLK Dr. HQ’ed in KScool guy @theagendapusher
999 Followers 626 Following pretty cool, mango cart enjoyer, rubix cube enthusiast, pop a shot fanaticemily @emxlyxoxox
1K Followers 328 FollowingMickey Thompson @MickeyTho15646
43 Followers 51 Following “A naked man fears no pickpocket” operation enduring freedom veteranlex @truuuumoo
4K Followers 425 FollowingJeffery Remmers @jefferyremmers_
549 Followers 306 Following Husband. Father. Proud American. Former College Football Coach. Princeton Finance Alum. Nothing Quite Like a Cold Beer!Brasstard @Brasstard_
23 Followers 18 FollowingJohn Walker III @JohnDadof7
2K Followers 566 Following Loyola Academy class of ‘84. Loyola University ‘90. Can Bench 275. Father of 7. Fond enjoyer of Malort. Miller lite enthusiast. Iowa Hawkeye Fan. #11thWardAviation @webflite
880K Followers 90 Following Bringing you the best scroll-stopping aviation related content daily!Clarence Clearwater @YuriNator80085
74 Followers 114 Following Future stay at home dad. Avid pisser. 1 dui. Crippling gambling addiction.Dustin “BEEF” McC.. @dieseldustin69
885 Followers 559 Following Former college football prospect. NWCC ‘20. Ducks fear me, friends beer me. Chad Kelly superfan, Ole Miss Historian. #BringBackColonelReb #saints #allegedlyBrendan Leipsic @SlavaVoynov69
132 Followers 203 Followingdepressed buffalo spr.. @JoshMVPAllen17
180 Followers 207 Following #BillsMafia - put me out of my miseryDyke Grier @DykeGrier25
27 Followers 36 Following Formerly known as Hoosier_Daddy. Suffering and delusional Sabres fan. 14x Stomach Flu survivor.Big Rig @ROTCkid1
240 Followers 96 Following Semi truck driver. Retired hockey player. Good guy. White. Well known in the Ontario Tinder Community. 2007 Dodge Ram 1500 SLT. Have 500+ on LinkedInUncle Benzo @SobrietyField
3K Followers 915 Following Part time father full time roller coaster operator #legalizedrunkdrivingJack Chambers @JackChambersGB
30K Followers 616 Following Architecture Most pics not my own. DM for removal.Nanooks Hockey Blog @NanookHockey
2K Followers 769 Following Blogger for the northern most collegiate hockey team in the NCAA. Look up our entrance video. You'll thank me later. Not affiliated with UA Athletics.DadChef @the_dadchef
73K Followers 1K Following NOT A CHEF. Cooking at home and sharing with you. Brand 👉🏻@dadchefio.Duane ‘Ice-Road’ .. @DTrucksBurner
604 Followers 466 Following | WFS ‘18 | It’s only real if you believe. The only thing I fear is God. Crossbow owner.Blue Collar Cis @BlueCollarCis
340 Followers 190 Following Mom if you ever find this account please leave nowGeoffry Pope @geoffpope123
453 Followers 209 Following Friends call me Geoff (pronounced Geoff). Loves poon and Busch Apple.Swiss Appalachia you say...
It's idyllic now but in the Middle Ages and early modern period Switzerland was the Appalachia of Europe: poor, hardy, fiercely independent. The Swiss made money serving as sell-swords, mercenaries, private guards. This is the origin of the Swiss Guard. Maybe a lesson there.
White boy with shitty Jordan on, pants sagged under his ass and a huge fake silver chain on with straight brim fitted Yankees hat on a Walmart what has my city come too
@drunkyotes I actually thought this man was raw dogging the oranges on the floor
The massive difference here is that Nathan MacKinnon is a well-known DOG and has every right to act out because he is a fucking hound.
Could you imagine the reaction if marner did this 😭
getting pregnant with your rebound <<<<<<< lmaooo
@bizzedmypants @drunkyotes @LeftbutWright35 I’m the domestic abuser
Lots of worry surrounding this picture but I don’t think it’s real. Looks to be AI generated so no sexual assault actually occurred here, and thank God for that!
Deep clean of the DadCave. Looking gritty af.
Having my paycheck direct deposited into my McDonald’s app.
Namestnikov has a fractured cheek bone, according to Jets coach Rick Bowness. Namestnikov has not been ruled out for Game 5
Scary moment as Vlad Namestnikov is struck in the head by a slap shot and exits the game
Saw her with a new guy and starting throwing up and crying at the same Time
my uncle who lives in alabama has literally done this bit with coors before
@drunkyotes @LeftbutWright35 Bro the Coors Corporal