Kevin @Kevin5280

Husband, father, grandfather, editor, writer, marketer. Try to seem normal and sometimes succeed. Aurora, CO Joined March 2008

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 months ago

Google is going to have One UI 10/Android 18 out before @SamsungMobileUS figures out how to launch One UI 7/Android 15. They've completely bungled this. Due for an upgrade in July. Might be time to look at a non-Samsung phone.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

2 years ago

And all he had to do to earn it was fuck over the millions of hard-working @Uber drivers around the world. One thing that never changes as society advances is that the wealthy are always rewarded for crushing the poors. businessinsider.com/uber-ceo-dara-…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

5 years ago

You have to give credit the guy in Michigan. He picked the most driver license-y picture of @johnkrasinski that's out there. #fraud #unemploymentbenefits #AQuietPlace2 #Krasinski #False

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Kevin @Kevin5280

5 years ago

Who are the real sheep? - A little over a year since the pandemic hit our shores and the anti-maskers are as rabid as they’ve ever been. There hasn’t been any slow down in their “fight for their freedoms.” Anti-maskers think they’re the lions... tmblr.co/ZJr7YyZsnB-KCu…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

5 years ago

No wonder @AMCTheatres is going broke. I don't look up the studio that made the movie and I don't go to the movies based on the theater. If you're not showing a movie I want to see, I'll go see it at one of your competitors. Bad idea.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

A big shout out to @AnnmarieArts in Calvert County for including hospital staff in their First Responder night. Always love to see nurses get their appreciation. My whole family (with my nurse wife) will be going. You should, too! annmariegarden.org/annmarie2/cont… #annmariegarden

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

It's important to keep things in perspective. 1. It's @panerabread, not Chez Five Star. 2. It's fucking macaroni and cheese.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

If I go to a hardware store and buy a 21-piece tool set (that has a case), I get 20 tools and the case counts as the 21st piece. But if I go to Chick-Fil-A and get an 8-piece nuggets, they don't give me 7 nuggets and tell me the box is the 8th piece. They just give me 8 nuggets.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

Time to delete the @SpotHero app. I'll never use this company again.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

ICUEE 2019 is almost here! #ICUEE #ICUEE2019 #lineman #lineworkers #HuskieTools huskietools.com/icuee-2019-pre…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

Essential Tools, Essential Reading #lineman #lineworkers #tools #HuskieTools huskietools.com/lineman-tools-…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

The Changing Weather and Lineworkers #lineman #lineworkers #weather #HuskieTools huskietools.com/worlds-changin…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

I got an error message from @ATT that a feature I was trying to use is not available on my phone. I was trying to make a phone call.

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Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan

6 years ago

The weather in Chicago this morning can only be described as “removing dishes from the dishwasher right after the dishwasher ended.”

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

Ha! Best one yet, @d_flo! instagram.com/p/B1MmwL-lglB/…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

I'm going to let you have this one, California/animal people. But it stops here. I don't want to go to a bbq joint and see a pulled watermelon sandwich on the menu. I don't want to see McDonald's selling a… instagram.com/p/B0S-6x5lcy1/…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

Hey, @iHeartRadio, I could go on stage and play Prince songs with armpit farts for 30 min. and I'd technically be making history. Stop making all your commercials sound like every Vegas concert you throw is epic. It's not.

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

The average person will learn 42,000 words in their first 20 years of life. The next 40 years, they'll only learn about 6,000. instagram.com/p/Bz3cLr_FoOg/…

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Kevin @Kevin5280

6 years ago

I'm going to assume that it's ok with harristeeter that I park here. My child is 29 years old and lives 1,800 miles away, but the requirements are vague. Plus, while I don't know all the laws of Maryland, I don't… instagram.com/p/BzoHydYFGoi/…