Kim Sheader @Kimsheader

Are you on email? Chartered Physio mainly treating dogs and cats. Trying to be a professional and mostly failing. One of those @solo_armada people too. She/her Burnham, Bucks Joined November 2009

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

9 months ago

Of course, these days you can’t even say Christmas. I know I can’t. Klimpnush. See? Pathetic.

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Hey there, Maiden fans! We want to hear YOUR story. How did you get into Maiden? What was your first album? Gig? What’s the best/daftest bit of memorabilia you’ve got? Tell us EVERYTHING here or email us at [email protected] #ironmaiden

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

10 months ago

Someone bought my audiobook tonight. Doesn’t happen often these days, so I’m all cosy it happened tonight. It’s a good audiobook (also the actual book is good). probably won’t start plugging it again, so this is my only advert for it now. Please buy it! michaellegge.bandcamp.com/album/strawber…

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Alex @JudgeDewie

10 months ago

FACT: The majority of people in receipt of benefits are working Therefore, as a society we accept that hundreds of thousands of people don't earn enough to live on I want the companies who profit from their labour to pay them - not my taxes Increased minimum wage is essential.

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

12 months ago

Why? Does it get tangled in your fucking crown of thorns?

Russell Brand @rustyrockets

12 months ago

Why? Does it get tangled in your fucking crown of thorns?

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Jonathan Shedler @JonathanShedler

a year ago

1/ The “evidence-based therapy” game—explained with 🥞 I have a pancake recipe. I do randomized controlled trials (RCTs) showing that people like my 🥞 better than getting no breakfast at all My🥞are now “evidence-based” & yours aren’t. I start telling everyone my🥞are superior

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The Joiners @joinerslive

a year ago

For the price of the booking fee of one Oasis ticket you could attend one gig here at £7-£10 for 3 bands, potentially "The Next Big Thing" and buy a beer for £3.50 Tell us again how live music is too expensive nowadays... 🙆🏻‍♀️🌝

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Chief Designer of Tesla @ChiefDesignerX3

a year ago

Oasis are the most damaging pop-cultural force in recent British history. (And their singer is a massive homophobe.) A column I wrote for @guardianopinion. theguardian.com/commentisfree/…

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

a year ago

Knowing my luck, I’ll sleep in and completely miss the Oasis gigs tickets going on sale and still get tickets.

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Kim Sheader @Kimsheader

a year ago

.@kebhouze congrats your Oxford St branch are a bunch of assholes. I ordered & paid, no receipt printed, when my order turns up get accused of being a thief as I can't provide POP, get asked to show my bank details to prove the exact order that I can tell them what I've ordered.

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Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci

a year ago

Enjoy!

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Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews

a year ago

Dozens of local councillors became MPs for the first time on 4 July and there is no legal impediment to an MP continuing as a councillor, but it is generally not seen as possible to do both jobs properly at the same time. This posed no problem for the former Tory MP for…

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Paul Bronks @SlenderSherbet

a year ago

Me, the whole week, to everything: "I'll do it at the weekend" Also me, all weekend:

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

a year ago

Football’s got a second home.

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Dan Mersh @danmersh

a year ago

John Oliver’s show has consistently been the best show on tv for the last ten years. I even got to be in the audience for an episode and it was magnificent. But this might be his masterpiece. Please do what he says.

JPC @jpxan71

a year ago

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JPC @jpxan71

a year ago

I’ve always loved John Oliver but I swear to God this is perfection 🔥🔥🔥👇👇👇👇🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Alex @JudgeDewie

a year ago

I once had a client who was arrested because a copper thought he was about to throw Domestos at a vicar. He was arrested to prevent a bleach of the priest.

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Michael Spicer @MrMichaelSpicer

a year ago

the room next door - Rishi Sunak and the Eye Roller

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Alex @JudgeDewie

a year ago

I spend a LOT of time representing people who are or were in the armed forces. I am not making any judgment on them - but I will say for certain - a lot of them are violent and have serious alcohol/drug problems. Whether they were like that anyway or the military made them so ?!

Rt Hon Sir Grant Shapps @grantshapps

a year ago

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Michael Legge @michaellegge

a year ago

Yes. Pour it properly: make sure the glass is full, make sure the head isn’t too big and make sure the pint costs about £3 BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MUCH IT COSTS STOP PRETENDING IT DOESN’T.

BBC News (UK) @BBCNews

a year ago

Yes. Pour it properly: make sure the glass is full, make sure the head isn’t too big and make sure the pint costs about £3 BECAUSE THAT’S HOW MUCH IT COSTS STOP PRETENDING IT DOESN’T.