Kindness Dispenser. @KindnessDispy
A little kindness goes a long way. Joined October 2017-
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How ironic: to celebrate Labor Day I am laboring all day. But I wish you all the best!
Which is it: laziness or ingenuity?
How does one check the oil in this?
Serious question: with all the technology and tools that we have today, why can't we mimic the architecture of a few hundred years ago that stands the test of time? (Everything seems cookie-cutter with very little character).
Be nice to the Cracker Barrel waitresses with only one star. ⭐️
I want to trust God the same amount that my teenage daughter, who's a new driver, trusts her car's brakes 😬
I'll buy your kid's subs if you buy my kid's subs and we'll break even; but we'll help each other pay for that exorbitant field trip to the zoo. #FundraiserSeasonEveryDay
Things we like: ✅ back rubs ✅ our kids
Kindness Dispenser. retweeted
@KindnessDispy And you miss 90% of the shots you DO take. -Also Shaq at the free throw line
"You miss 100% of the shots you don't take." -Ancient Proverb (or Shaq at the free throw line)
What's your favorite hymn? Here's mine... (Graphic art by yours truly for DRIVEN DESIGNS)
Just picked up Joel Osteen's exhaustive commentary on the Bible:
Thanks to Peppa Pig your grandkids now speak with a British accent and suddenly want to go on holiday.
They said to each other, “Did not our hearts burn within us while He talked to us on the way and while He opened the Scriptures to us?” (Luke 24:32)
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