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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

This account is not associated with the Long Island Rail Road and is meant to only be a parody account! Long Island, NY Joined August 2012
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Gabriel @garfariaOLD

12 years ago

"Eu Sou a Lenda", com Will Smith, no SBT

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

Passing by Hillside...seeing all of the new trains that I could be on instead of this old piece of garbage. #LIRR

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Tracy Watson @trayce

12 years ago

Stupid tunnel. Messing with my ability to tweet! #lirr #wherewasi

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

"The 4:06PM train from Babylon operating 13 minutes late because of an earlier debris fire." AKA All of the shit we left near the tracks.

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

The lights on these old M1 trains flash enough times to give somebody seizures. #NotWhatIPaidFor #LIRR

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

Happy Friday Everybody! Who's ready for an evening commute littered with delays and inconsistent reporting? We are! #LIRR #needsomethingnew

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

“@LIRRScoop: Don't put bags, pets or luggage on train seats - hold these items on your lap or use overhead racks instead." pets on the rack?

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

“@MTAInsider: We installed great #artwork at each of the newly rehabilitated D stations in Brooklyn" Saving money at its finest #endlessdebt

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

We have tried out the Quiet Car Program! Next: No screaming kids on trains before 9am or after 4:30pm! #worthlessmarketing #MTALIRR

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

Why did the #MTA put up new "high security" fences to keep people out? I can just walk around them at the road crossings... #morons

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

The 8:20AM train from Hempstead due Atlantic Terminal at 9:10AM, is operating 16 minutes late due to an unauthorized squirrel on the tracks.

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Long Island RailRoad @LIRR_Answers

12 years ago

Follow us! We have your funny answers to Long Island Rail Road problems! #MTALIRR #LIRR #FAIL

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