LBO Monkey @LMMinsights
Model Monkey and Foot Soldier for carry, I only use Calibri, one sheet and a 1,000 rows in excel. Follow my unique journey from IB turned PE Joined July 2020-
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LBO Monkey retweeted
there should be a separate TSA line for people who are apparently experiencing their first day on earth
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LBO Monkey retweeted
I can’t believe Joe Biden keeps making the stock market go down, the fucking nerve of this guy
BREAKING: VC Investor can’t see the forest for the trees
BREAKING: VC Investor can’t see the forest for the trees
LBO Monkey retweeted
@chamath Update?
LBO Monkey retweeted
we’re going to see EBITDA adjustments like you couldn’t possible imagine
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Idk why you’re all so worried about tariffs. Private markets are flat today
This is my quant
Surely that has nothing to do with the money pumped in right Donald?
Surely that has nothing to do with the money pumped in right Donald? https://t.co/m8GIBHT7lM
For any RE or Housing analysts out there - is there a way to pull data retroactively from Zillow? If I wanted to look at the number of active listings or homes sold in an area how would I accomplish this? #Housing #RealEstate #SFHomes #Zillow
LBO Monkey retweeted
When the MBA Associate won’t stfu:
LBO Monkey retweeted
We’re planning to convince a summer analyst that Friday is Jersey day, see if he shows up for it
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Interviewing an MBA Associate and asking them about capital allocation:
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Me after going 0/12 at The Spaniard:
LBO Monkey retweeted
I repeatedly forgot how painful DD is, especially in LMM acquisitions These SMB owners are in the VDR eating crayons man
Gambling for a unicorn at a casual 25x in a post-ZIRP environment is crazy.
Gambling for a unicorn at a casual 25x in a post-ZIRP environment is crazy.
LBO Monkey retweeted
Don’t really understand all the bad press around Benioff and McConaughey Every great tech CEO has a spiritual guide to help them with matters of heart, soul, and capital allocation
Hey congrats on that go-live for the new ERP system! When do you think you’ll be able to pull data around customer profitability? Think this will be suuuuper insightful information for the board to see
LBO Monkey retweeted
bankers when they have to do work at their job that they’re paid 5x the median household income to do
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