ThatAdmin @LeadExpertAdmin
Genius Admin life is the life for me. None of this the Apple official or in any way represents Apple Inc. Joined December 2017-
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Anyone else super aware of how much of a pyramid scheme we work in. Like the more you get payed the less bullshit/work you have to deal with.
After emailing everyone our voice mail has been full over night every night. It’s almost like someone said this would happen.
Well we switched over to the email plan and put the AHA’s to work. All 900 went out Tuesday, it’s like ripping off a bandaid, right? It’ll be fine, right? RIGHT?!
When a Lead decides to use their close personal relationship with the Store Manager to “flex their muscles” feedback (read: aggressive verbal reprimanding) gets personal and all is truly lost.
I now live week to week just looking forward to my next day off. It’s the only way to survive.
Remember when we made bets on when it would slow down and we said the second week of February. HAHAHAHAHhahaa 🤣🤣😂😂😭😭😥😥🤮
“So what’s at the end of this battery program, like what’s next?” Me: “Hopefully the sweet grip of death tbh.”
Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #batterygate
It was someone’s “bright” idea to schedule someone to make all 600 of the phone calls we have waiting. After listening to the admins plead no, we are staggering them on purpose, they did it anyway. 30 drop offs before 10:30 the following day showed up. This weekend will be hell.
Oh hey thanks for the bonus.... that I don’t get unless I stay here for 3 years then pull it out of my stock plan that I will then pay taxes on. I don’t know about you guys but I would have rather had cash in hand after taxes.
They are booking us our NPP time and marking on paper when we went. Is this even anonymous anymore? Can they track our feedback like this?
Months ago I booked some time off. One whole week to myself. As fate would have it, it’s right in the middle of this battery bullshit and I couldn’t be more thrilled.
Guys, we finally hit 1000 SNRs. But it’s fine we don’t need help... the two of us can continue to do runners, allocate hundreds of parts, make hundreds of phone calls, and all of the other stuff. No biggie.
Sick thermal event guys. Thanks for the temporary room evacuation break. I hate this battery program...
@fruitstandtales Oh no! Not-not Samsung?! I’m usually not impacted by the arbitrary decisions of other consenting adults, but your childish threat doth move me, canny foe. I am doth moved. Now fuck right off. I have other people to not sell batteries to. #todayatapple
During programs like this we should really get a bonus. At least then I’ll actually be able to afford the liquor I have to drown myself in every night.
This program has taught me to never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. #batterygate
30+ SerNon phone calls, 200+ awaiting parts (battery orders), and 3 Admins. #oneteamonedream #TodayatApple
For those that get it, enjoy the extra pay today. Especially as your customer laments about how unfair it is that you have to work today.... as you are helping them.... in the store.
When a customer is wanting a refund on their battery replacement and they have an iPhone 5. #batterygate

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