*In a meeting with my manager
Manager: “Stop believing people on the phone when they tell you they don’t have a minute to talk”
Me: “But they sound so sincere...”
Manager: “They’re not”
An hour into a demonstration:
Me: “So my product will do this, this, and this for you, but it won’t do this.”
Prospect: “Well that’s disappointing”
Me: “...fuck”
Me: *Pitch*
Prospect: “Cant tank I’m naked right now I’m about to jump in the shower”
Me: “Perfect, put me on speaker and take me in there with you”
Prospect: “You’re rude”
*Click*
Me: *Pitch*
Prospect: “Nnnnnooooo no no no, I thought this was something else I was expecting a call from a client.”
Me: “Actually, this is something else...”
Prospect: “You’re full of shit”
*Click*
Me: *Pitch*
Prospect: “Oh no no no I thought this was something different I was waiting for a call from a client”
Me: “Well actually Mr. Prospect, this is something different...”
Prospect: “Oh?... now I’m intrigued”
Conversation with a co-worker:
Coworker: *on a 20 minute rant where he’s coaching me and thinks he’s blowing my mind, but I already knew everything he was saying..*
Me: “Awesome man, thanks for helping me out!”
-He walked away smiling
An hour into the demonstration:
Me: “So now that you’ve seen it all, which package looks right for you?”
Prospect: “Eh, I’m looking at your reviews online right now and they don’t look to good so I’m gonna pass.”
*click*
Me: “Listen let’s not waste each other’s time we’ve been on the phone for over an hour now and I’ve shown you most of what I offer, before I show you the rest do I even have a shot at earning your business?”
Prospect: “I don’t know”
Call me crazy but I think a prospects first name heavily affects their chances of buying, put me on the phone with every woman in the country named Susan and I’d be a very rich man.
Me: “is it fair that we can come to a yes or no decision at the end of his call?”
Prospect: “yes”
...at the end of the call
Me: “wanna buy it?”
Prospect: “maybe”
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