LibrarySocks @LibrarySocks
Mom. Librarian. Intersectional Feminist. My views are my own and do not represent my employer. Anonymous. She/Her USA Joined February 2015-
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Yesterday a child approached the desk with a cup and asked for books about praying mantises and then proceeded to pull the corpse of said bug out of his cup in case I didn’t know what that was #librarylife
Watched Sinners last night (good flick) and it gave me nightmares not about vampires but about being pregnant with twins. I woke up in a sweat having just dreamt I was in a sonogram wailing, “but my son is 17! I’m almost DONE!”
On my fourth day of stimulants for ADHD and I’m sorry if neurotypical feels like this ALL THE TIME, how are you not getting more done? Like the third of my day that I spend shouting “GET UP!” At myself is way better used vacuuming
Overheard at the library "Where's mom?" "The bathroom" "Oh" *running footsteps* *knock knock knock* "Mommy are you in there?" I felt her pain from all the way at my desk.
12 is making fun of me for playing Tiny Bookshop all night. “So you came home from work to play a game about… work?” They snarked as I tried to give book recommendations to my new digital friends.
12: Mom can you iron one of my shirts in the morning Me: I’m not sure I know how to iron 12: but you’re a mom!
tropes only work in fanfic because i already know the characters. it falls flat in books because who the fuck is cheryl and joshua and why should i care if there grumpy x sunshine 😐
tropes only work in fanfic because i already know the characters. it falls flat in books because who the fuck is cheryl and joshua and why should i care if there grumpy x sunshine 😐
Went out to lunch with a friend and as I was pulling into the driveway after 12 came running out putting their hands up telling me to stop, jumped in the passenger seat and asked to go shopping 😂
Getting ready for Lolla, listening to a few songs by the dude who goes on before the group I’m going to see and this man just sang he was in first grade for 9/11 and I swear I almost dropped my eyeliner and just went back to bed
I am trying to get on a new non stimulant ADHD med, because my anxiety and stimulants do not mix well. My insurance says I HAVE to try and fail 2 stimulant medications before I can try a non stimulant. WHY?! That doesn't make any sense! Shouldn't it be the other way around?!
Coworker confided in me that they’d stopped their antidepressants because of the side effects and I just offhandedly said, oh I can’t do that or it would be bye bye Librarysocks and the shocked pikachu face informed me that was not the correct thing to share 😬💀
All I want is a fruit snack that tastes as good as my vitamin d gummies
Told my husband I was nauseous and had a headache and he recommended I eat something and I rolled my eyes because obviously eating while nauseous will just make me more nauseous. I just had a snack and feel so much better. Very angry, will not be informing him.
Most likely ADHD, but we don't look the caffeine nap gift horse in the mouth
I learned yesterday that different emoji heart colors can mean different things and promptly discarded that bit of information because I am old and decide emoji heart colors on vibes alone.
My mom was complaining about all the people “abusing Medicaid” so I played dumb and asked, isn’t that just insurance? How do you abuse insurance? Isn’t that just like, going to the doctor? She wasn’t sure. Just that some people didn’t “deserve” it. Fox News has ruined my parents
I smell so bad from sweating while cleaning up my program that a patron physically recoiled after approaching me 💀
@_lizharvey Netflix can't mimic the serendipity of "film you caught in the middle and started watching while standing"

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