LIRR Limericks @LimericksLirr
Poetry in motion (about LIRR trains that are stalled). New York, NY Joined June 2018-
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The train meltdown’s tantamount-y To a disaster for Nassau County. And if things go downhill (Which I’m certain they will), Trump might show up and toss Bounty. @LIRR @MTA #CuomosMTA @News12LI @Newsday #LongIslandFailRoad #unauthorizedpersononthetracks
The train meltdown’s tantamount-y To a disaster for Nassau County. And if things go downhill (Which I’m certain they will), Trump might show up and toss Bounty. @LIRR @MTA #CuomosMTA @News12LI @Newsday #LongIslandFailRoad #unauthorizedpersononthetracks
@LimericksLirr since #LIRR train 511 stuck again, not much else to do but write a poem An unauthorized guy walked the tracks From announcements- not sure he was whacked But service stopped- total halt Disclaimer LIRR- not our fault Life guys on, with no managers sacked
It can drive a commuter insane When they’re running to catch the next train And they look for their line On the fancy new sign And end up with a case of eye strain. @LIRR @MTA #fixthelirr @LIRRRiderUnion @LIRR_grievances @LIRRonorclose @BetchyCommuter @News12LI @LIRRcomplaints
Said the train execs, “Aren’t we smart? Our new signs are quite state of the art! And they’ll boost our ad sales (Or perhaps if that fails, Then at least they’ll serve as an eye chart).” @LIRRonorclose @LIRR_grievances @LIRRRiderUnion @LIRR #longislandfailroad #cuomosmta
Said the train execs, “Aren’t we smart? Our new signs are quite state of the art! And they’ll boost our ad sales (Or perhaps if that fails, Then at least they’ll serve as an eye chart).” @LIRRonorclose @LIRR_grievances @LIRRRiderUnion @LIRR #longislandfailroad #cuomosmta
There once was a fellow from Commack For whom the @LIRR gave no lack Of headaches, big and small, So he put out a call And started a movement for dough back. #lirr #lirrfail #longislandfsilroad #cuomosmta @erictrinagle @LIRR_grievances @LIRRonorclose
PSEG has refused to be played And pushed back on the claims the @LIRR made. ‘Cause while they provide light, When challenged to a fight It turns out they know how to throw shade 🔥🔥🔥 @LIRR_grievances @News12LI #fixthemta #cuomosMTA @PSEGLI
PSEG has refused to be played And pushed back on the claims the @LIRR made. ‘Cause while they provide light, When challenged to a fight It turns out they know how to throw shade 🔥🔥🔥 @LIRR_grievances @News12LI #fixthemta #cuomosMTA @PSEGLI
It is getting so hard to keep straight The LIRRs excuses for making me late “PSEG broke the tracks! It’s ConEd! No, Amtrak! No, NJ Transit! We’re totally great!!!” #cuomosmta #fixthelirr #longislandfailroad @LIRR @MTA
What a shocker, the LIRR has no plan And responses are always less than Or they’re hastily done Thus, surprising no one That the shit keeps on hitting the fan #fixthelirr #lirrfailroad #CuomosMTA #commutefromhell @LIRR @MTA @Newsday
There once was a girl, such a flake Who didn’t realize she would make Mortal enemies of us When she caused a big fuss And pulled the emergency break. #lirr #lirrfail @lirr_grievances @lirrmisfits
There once was a girl, such a flake Who didn’t realize she would make Mortal enemies of us When she caused a big fuss And pulled the emergency break. #lirr #lirrfail @lirr_grievances @lirrmisfits
As commuters approach the brink Of their sanity, I really think While a hug would swell Any rider would tell You that what they can use is a drink 🥃 (Thanks anyway, @HHHillsPatch @longislandpatch) x.com/hhhillspatch/s…
As commuters approach the brink Of their sanity, I really think While a hug would swell Any rider would tell You that what they can use is a drink 🥃 (Thanks anyway, @HHHillsPatch @longislandpatch) x.com/hhhillspatch/s…
There once was a litigious crew Who were granted a clear path to sue. They made it their mission To fight unsafe conditions And to them I say: “I salute you.” @LIRR @Newsday #fixthelirr #fixthemta #longislandfailroad x.com/horrendouslirr…
There once was a political fellow With a hard-on for blue and for yellow So he dropped lots of dough On some tiles for show. Hey, Gov. Cuomo—what the hell, bro?! #cuomosmta #fixthemta @lirr_grievances @NYGovCuomo @NYGov @CynthiaNixon @BetchyCommuter x.com/lirrriderunion…
Why on earth has the @MTA failed To inform us that a train derailed? Did they want us to think Their record doesn’t stink? Sorry guys—that ship has sailed. #mtafail #cuomosmta #fixthemta #fixthelirr @NY1 @Newsday @News12LI
Why on earth has the @MTA failed To inform us that a train derailed? Did they want us to think Their record doesn’t stink? Sorry guys—that ship has sailed. #mtafail #cuomosmta #fixthemta #fixthelirr @NY1 @Newsday @News12LI
“Guess what,” the MTA crows, “We’ve fixed your track work-driven woes!” Not a shocker—they lied, ‘Cause I still cannot ride The 5:38 to Bellerose. @lirr_grievances @AndrewMRizzi #CuomosMTA #fixthemta #LongIslandFailroad
It’s every grandfather’s best hack When things start to break or to crack “Duct tape by the roll! It’ll fix up that hole!” (But it won’t help the trains stay on track). #LongIslandFailRoad #fixthelirr #lirr @MTA @lirr_grievances x.com/radiobren/stat…
It’s every grandfather’s best hack When things start to break or to crack “Duct tape by the roll! It’ll fix up that hole!” (But it won’t help the trains stay on track). #LongIslandFailRoad #fixthelirr #lirr @MTA @lirr_grievances x.com/radiobren/stat…
The vitriol has been renewed In Bill and Andrew’s on-going feud And yet nothing gets fixed By them swinging their dicks Can you get it together, dudes? @LIRR_grievances @LIRR @MTA #fixthemta @NYGovCuomo x.com/jmartineznyc/s…
The vitriol has been renewed In Bill and Andrew’s on-going feud And yet nothing gets fixed By them swinging their dicks Can you get it together, dudes? @LIRR_grievances @LIRR @MTA #fixthemta @NYGovCuomo x.com/jmartineznyc/s…
Platform issues have us upset We complain and hurl epithets Because who has it rougher And knows the meaning of “suffer” More than riders (maybe fans of the Mets)? @LIRR @AndrewMRizzi @LIRRpain #metsTwitter #mets #lgm x.com/mattkamper1994…
There really does not seem to be Any reason, far as I can see How decisions get made When the trains get delayed (As for rhyming? Just leave that to me 😉) @LIRR #lirrfailroad x.com/mradzicki/stat…
There really does not seem to be Any reason, far as I can see How decisions get made When the trains get delayed (As for rhyming? Just leave that to me 😉) @LIRR #lirrfailroad x.com/mradzicki/stat…
It takes me much longer than four Freakin’ minutes to walk through the door Of the train on its track. Can you cut me some slack? I’m not all that young anymore! @LIRR #lirrfail #longislandfailroad #fixthelirr x.com/johnlukenyc/st…
It takes me much longer than four Freakin’ minutes to walk through the door Of the train on its track. Can you cut me some slack? I’m not all that young anymore! @LIRR #lirrfail #longislandfailroad #fixthelirr x.com/johnlukenyc/st…
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@LimericksLirr since #LIRR train 511 stuck again, not much else to do but write a poem An unauthorized guy walked the tracks From announcements- not sure he was whacked But service stopped- total halt Disclaimer LIRR- not our fault Life guys on, with no managers sacked
@LIRR the track information signs in the West End Concourse are too small based on the number of people that use that area. The circled area is wasted space. There are large walls that could have been used for extra large boards. #WeDeserveBetter #lirr #lirrpain
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The funniest thing about taking the lirr is when that track number first shows and everyone starts running
@LimericksLirr and others. "Ode to Signal Problems at LV" post Buckram Bridge repair: There was an LIRR bridge crossing tracks Where trucks' height exceeded the max Then the bridge got "repaired" But, oh riders- beware Fixing things- is a skill that they lack.
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