Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

Software Engineer. Law student. Monkey with a machine gun. ryancpotts.io OKC Joined January 2009

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

a day ago

I'm not saying that I'm the only salvation for the human race but my name is Thee Anagram for 'CRYPTO ANTS'. RYAN C POTTS Let's start the bidding!

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

a week ago

I'm curious if it physically hurts to be wrong. I've never done it so I don't know.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

2 weeks ago

Cyberpunk Political Intelligence

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In order for you to stay alive, it costs you $1 per second: If you're an average person, you'll be lucky to survive 1 HOUR. If you're a millionaire, you'll survive about 11 DAYS. If you have 100 billion, you'll be alive for over 3,000 YEARS. Bruh.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

2 months ago

MOUNTAIN OF HELL 2025 🥵 The BEST BATTLE of my RACING CAREER + HOLESHOT 🚀... youtu.be/c9iXhPjwY1E?si… via @YouTube

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

2 months ago

"...he grew up in an *arborous family*." - NBC What does that even mean? The family lives in trees?

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

5 months ago

function isLawyeringEasier() { if ("walk in the park".length < "debugging in a forest at night during a storm".length) return true; throw Error("Unexpected: lawyers may argue defamation."); }

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

5 months ago

That didn’t happen. And if it did, it wasn’t that bad. And if it was, that’s not a big deal. And if it is, that’s not my fault. And if it was, I didn’t mean it. And if I did, you deserved it.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

6 months ago

There are crazy wildfires in Oklahoma right now. It looks a little bit like a nuclear winter outside. I'm just glad we can all agree that this is Biden's fault -- before that fucking idiot goes on TV and says it.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

6 months ago

Good morning. Do y'all know that The Singularity is, like, around the corner? We are living in the most pivotal point in a short/long run of human beings. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Technolog… LET'S GO!

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

6 months ago

I used Deep Seek to hack ChatGPT and I have the whole thing documented. The way I did it fascinating. Someone should probably contact me immediately.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

8 months ago

There was an obvious glitch in the simulation today. Elon Musk gave two enthusiastic Nazi-salutes at the inauguration of 47th President Donald Trump. Everyone saw it and nobody is talking about it.

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

3 years ago

Trump: "WITCH HUNT!" *women from Salem, MA have entered the chat*

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

3 years ago

Religious Conservative: "My taxes shouldn't be going to causes I don't like." Me: "Great, then let's tax causes that I don't like. Starting with your church."

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

3 years ago

Hi everyone!

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

3 years ago

Upon further thought, a child's school day should be comprised of four (4) periods: 1st period: Firearm Training 2nd period: Bible Study 3rd period: ANYTHING BUT SEX-ED 4th period: Firearm Training This is not far from becoming a reality.

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Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump

5 years ago

Probably Shifty Schiff, but others also, LEAK information to the Fake News. No matter what or who it is about, including China, these deranged lowlifes like the Russia, Russia, Russia narrative. Plays better for them. @DNI_Ratcliffe doing a great job!

The Hill @thehill

5 years ago

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Ryan Potts @LocalAreaMan

6 years ago

You're so needlessly scared of black people that you can't even bring yourself to type out African American -- so instead you make up an abbreviation 'AA' which is something else entirely. Moron.

Joey Salads @JoeySalads

6 years ago

You're so needlessly scared of black people that you can't even bring yourself to type out African American -- so instead you make up an abbreviation 'AA' which is something else entirely. Moron.