caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

Dropped Out of Grad School (DOGS) // assume replies are "yes, and" // maybe we could try writing good software? // we are going to win sevenandsevenyears.org New York, USA Joined May 2009

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

6 hours ago

getting banned from the reptile house at the local zoo for breaking in to the gila monster exhibit, where i was trying to get bitten to "lose weight"

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

8 hours ago

who decided to call it "colored cloth, made in thailand" rather than "thai dyed"

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Donald L Wray @donaldlwray

17 hours ago

@cremieuxrecueil I did a deep dive on longevity interventions, and now the top things I recommend to all my clients are: get good sleep, and move to a location with spotty record-keeping

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

9 hours ago

_Principles of Mathematical Analysis_ by Walter Rudin (audiobook edition)

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

12 hours ago

i was at the store last week and saw a seasonal/limited edition item i liked and was really going back and forth about whether i should buy it at all got it at the last minute it's out of stock this week 💪

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

23 hours ago

my daughter let me know she didn't want me to read A First Course in Abstract Algebra as her bedtime story

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

a day ago

ours was always "with what, a snickers bar?"

Coustain 🏴‍☠️🇺🇸 @Coustain

2 days ago

ours was always "with what, a snickers bar?"

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lovable rogue @lovabler0gue

a day ago

@eigenrobot honestly i feel like i should be paying subscription fees to bloosky not x. it’s like a combination jail / asylum

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

a day ago

people to their IVF children who cost six figures to birth

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

a day ago

git loto -- path/to/file locks out a file so no one else can touch it while you're working

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

5 months ago

"honey, I'm going to Home Depot; I need to rent an augur" "you finally fixing the fence?" "not that kind of auger; no, I need someone to read signs and portents"

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

2 days ago

we've gone from failing the Shopping Cart Test to a much lower bar

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3 days ago

we've gone from failing the Shopping Cart Test to a much lower bar

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

2 days ago

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2 days ago

https://t.co/seQYRjREDk

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

2 days ago

if i had to teach a grad math class, I'd be like "for the next week/month/semester, we're going to play a game. here are the rules. let's see what consequences fall out." i think that's what my grad teachers failed to do

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caesararum, BS, DOGS @caesararum

2 days ago

no one talks about the REAL climate change

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2 days ago

"i feel like you're not giving me your full attention." "sorry, honey; I'm feeling really quantized."

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Calum E. Douglas @CalumDouglas1

2 days ago

Since this has been made, I think we can all agree that "Diorama" as a thing has now been completed, and there is no need to continue playing further. A new game is now required.