Marc Schiffman @MSchift

Joined October 2009

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Kurt Bardella @kurtbardella

3 years ago

This is so good. 👇🏼

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Elon Musk @elonmusk

3 years ago

Should I step down as head of Twitter? I will abide by the results of this poll.

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Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn

3 years ago

This is nothing short of brilliant and very much worth a read.

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Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin

3 years ago

Liberal…

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Jeffrey Levin 🇺🇦 @jilevin

3 years ago

Intelligent Design (as conceived by our Founding Fathers):

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Marc Schiffman @MSchift

4 years ago

I imagine Genesis has the most minutes of #xpn2021 airtime due to “Supper’s Ready” playing (hiding out?) at 1 a.m., Sunday morning.

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Marc Schiffman @MSchift

4 years ago

DATELINE Oxford County, Mich., “No Way to Stop This,” Says Only Nation in the World Where This Regularly Happens — courtesy The Onion

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Marc Schiffman @MSchift

4 years ago

I like that while Facebook was flailing yesterday, the company had to turn to Twitter to get out information. I’d like to buy an NFT of that.

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John Fugelsang @JohnFugelsang

4 years ago

Ironic how Jesus is too Liberal for most of his own Fan Clubs.

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Jon Cooper 🇺🇸 @joncoopertweets

4 years ago

How much of an idiot do you have to be to spend up to $400 for a fake vaccine card, when you can get a REAL one for free?

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Marc Schiffman @MSchift

4 years ago

Today’s Favorite McSweeney’s Headline: “I’m the Judge Who Approved the Custody Arrangement in ‘The Parent Trap,’ But in My Defense, I Didn’t Think They Would Go to the Same Camp”

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Marc Schiffman @MSchift

4 years ago

My Favorite Headline du Jour: Vaccine Side Effect, or Have You Just Been Alive for 40 Years?” Thank you, McSweeney’s.

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Reverend Raphael Warnock @ReverendWarnock

4 years ago

RT if you believe the Senate must act to protect voting rights no matter what.

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Jeff Tiedrich @itsJeffTiedrich

5 years ago

you didn't have to tell me that the Atlanta shooter was white. I figured that out for myself when you said he was taken alive

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Seth MacFarlane @SethMacFarlane

5 years ago

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Spiro’s Ghost @AntiToxicPeople

5 years ago

BREAKING: Lawyers for Detroit have asked a federal judge to refer Sidney Powell, Lin Wood and the rest of the “Kraken” team for disbarment proceedings

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Just possibly "Overthrow American democracy for the sake of a racist, sexist, corrupt egomaniac who got almost 400,000 Americans killed by bungling a pandemic and will still never ever shut his noisy, ignorant yap" is not a winning message

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Andrea Junker @Strandjunker

5 years ago

2 died of Ebola: They said Obama should resign. 4 died in Benghazi: They had Hillary testify for 11 hours, held 33 hearings, and launched a multiyear probe. 332,964 died thanks to Trump’s malevolence: They cheer him on, deny his election defeat, and try to overturn Biden’s win.