Travis approves of punching Nazis 🇺🇦 @Markoff_Cheney
I am not interesting. I read too much about politics, cars, and comedy. I do some photo/video, drone, and sim racing, nothing fancy. Same name the sky of blue. Suburban Denver, CO Joined May 2013-
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The Grim Reaper finally got the claw machine prize, this is the best announcement of this event.
The Grim Reaper finally got the claw machine prize, this is the best announcement of this event.
Are you living a life of quiet desperation?
I am 40 years old. 40, and almost ran out of gas on the way home from work today because I forgot there isn't a gas station for 15 miles of the route even though I am travelling from Denver to the suburbs. Coasted into the gas station off fumes and curse words.
At the balloon glow in NM post eclipse morning -
Almost kachow'd an absolute MENSA candidate on 285 today with the Wife and 1 year old Bub in the car. Brown pants moment.
I was wondering if Boebert would make the local news tonight and yup! There was video
Full clean install of Windows, I took a week to migrate all heavy stuff off the main SSD and plotted the order of operations. First one on this current iteration in ten years. Since Windows 8.
Happy Father's Day!
He finally didn't fling the shades right off, he noticed how much they helped and left them on for once! Weird how stupid little things like "we both have shades on!" makes you feel important.
Got the garden in, 3rd one at this house with my Wife, the neighborhood kids stopped by to keep our son entertained. A fantastic end to the weekend!
This is pretty cool: it's a video showing ribbons of aurora waving in Saturn's atmosphere, comprising 138 32-second exposure images captured by Cassini on May 19, 2015 over the course of about an hour and a half. Stars are visible beyond Saturn's nightside limb in the background.
This kid is too much fun
Every time I get worried about ghosts I remember how implausible it would be for them to haunt a location on solar orbit matching location. Ghosts have a comet's chance in hell at a good spook.
First Christmas as a Dad. Just did the thing.
Anastacya @Anastacya_99
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megarian @megarian87
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Clint - per scribendu.. @EaglePursuit
406 Followers 772 Following He/Him cis-het friend to LGBTQ+ Mastodon: @[email protected] other social medias: @EaglePursuit
Fark @fark
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öx45tallboy @ox45tallboy
734 Followers 2K Following I fix computers and write comedy. And moderate the https://t.co/tjO6m1mOEe discussion boards and write the weekly Fark Weird News Quiz.
Drew Curtis @DrewCurtis
51K Followers 1K Following Founder/CEO, https://t.co/E8kslOlcf9. Time traveler. Weekly news livestream at https://t.co/WOb3b0JUES
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Otto Katz @OttoKatz42
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One of my favorite jokes, too! Though it's really just a funny list and funny in the realization there's so many 1 syllable detergent names. It's a rhythm joke (and a comment on his life and place in the universe, of course) I ❤️ it so much it's been my twitter banner for years
Happy 30th anniversary to one of my favorite Simpsons jokes. @thatbilloakley @Joshstrangehill
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This dog's human made him a wheelchair, and his smiles say it all
Somewhere off the coast of Kauai Island. cc: @TimPhilippusArt
Sorry I made this.
"The n-word! Do you know what the n-word is? It's-" *crowd yells* "No no no, it's the nuclear word."
I’m no longer sorry. This is actually the only good thing I’ve ever made.
After I learnt about Undertale Switch Cases I realized that there are only two kinds of developers: The ones that laugh at long switch cases, and the ones that just ship Games of the Year
McConnell was responding to a question from Fox reporter @ChadPergram
Mitch McConnell: "I think the demonization of Ukraine began by Tucker Carlson, who in my opinion ended up where he should've been all along, which is interviewing Vladimir Putin"
In the city of Nara, Japan, an adult deer patiently waits for the traffic to come to a complete stop before crossing the road. 🇯🇵🦌
I can remember the first time I played Fallout: New Vegas & when i encountered the robot voiced by @DaveSFoley I was like, "okay, forget whatever endgame I had planned, I'm going to do exactly whatever this Dave Foley robot tells me to do." ...and I did.
You should watch this, stay for the closer, then stay for the post credit reveal. Super funny.
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This is the part of gangster life they don’t tell you about, they only show you the money and girls
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