MCP @MartinCParker

Bedford, UK Joined June 2013

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Edwin Hayward @edwinhayward

a year ago

Superlative.

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Irvine Welsh @IrvineWelsh

2 years ago

Trainspotting parodies usually bore the shit out of me, but I quite like this one.

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The London Economic @LondonEconomic

2 years ago

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Brexit Bin 🇪🇺🇬🇧🇩🇪🕊🇺🇦 #BrexitHasFailed @BrexitBin

2 years ago

Sovereignty Means Sewage! 1. In the EU, our sewage had to be treated before being released. 2. Brexit made it harder to get the treatment chemicals. 3. Brexiters didn't want to admit any Brexit problems. 4. So they passed a law to release untreated sewage. 5. The rest is history

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MCP @MartinCParker

2 years ago

Long running study where we were tasked with trying to catch out an Ai Chatbot. Really made you think, sometimes in a devious way, to try to get the Chatbot to fail or break protocol in its response.

Prolific @Prolific

2 years ago

Long running study where we were tasked with trying to catch out an Ai Chatbot. Really made you think, sometimes in a devious way, to try to get the Chatbot to fail or break protocol in its response.

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

2 years ago

Funny old world when you can get arrested for unloading republican placards from the back of a van, but not for selling £122m-worth of defective PPE to the NHS

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Cats Protection Anglia Coastal @CPAngliaCoastal

2 years ago

We’re helping the Framlingham & Saxmundham branch with an appeal to find a home for Charlie & Binx, aged one. For reasons unbeknown to us all, these beautiful gentle boys keep getting overlooked. Interested, contact the branch on cats.org.uk/findacatform?b… or call 01728 723 499

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Dr Rachel Clarke @doctor_oxford

3 years ago

We didn't have parties to "boost morale" We didn't have quiz nights We didn't have champagne We watched our colleagues die though We were STEEPED in death We kept going We had to We kept on So don't you DARE say your parties were "necessary" @BorisJohnson You make me sick.

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MCP @MartinCParker

3 years ago

The new presenters on #MatchOfTheDay

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ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret

3 years ago

Important message from a journalist who, sadly, cannot speak out because of his contract of employment.

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Kate Osborne @KateOsborneMP

3 years ago

#InternationalWomensDay this week and #bbcqt Fiona Bruce trivalises violence against women: Stanley Johnsons friends say "it was a one off" that he broke his wife's nose Disgraceful. DV is rarely a one off - no quote of the reality from Charlotte Fawcett "he hit me many times"

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Deirdre Heenan @deirdreheenan

3 years ago

On #bbcqt Yasmin Alibhai-Brown points out “Stanley Johnson was a wife beater” Fiona Bruce helpfully explains “he broke his wife’s nose, she was hospitalised” “ it did happen, BUT it was a one off” What a defence - only occasional domestic violence 🤔

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MCP @MartinCParker

3 years ago

Does anyone think #BoKatan set #Mandalorian up in episode 2? The only way she could claim the #darksaber was to fight & defeat Mando or defeat someone that beat him in combat. Would explain why Mando was unharmed whilst Grogu took two space journeys.

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Tim Burgess @Tim_Burgess

3 years ago

Hey @BorisJohnson, thought I’d do a survey to help you read the room. A simple question: Should Stanley Johnson (Boris Johnson’s father) receive a knighthood? Please retweet once you answer so that we can get as many responses as possible

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Football Tweet ⚽ @Football__Tweet

3 years ago

Liverpool's aggregate score against Manchester United in their last 10 home games in the Premier League: Liverpool 36-2 Manchester United

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dave lawrence 🐟🐟🐠 @dave43law

3 years ago

Not one to ever make naughty suggestions on here 🤣🤣 But it would maybe be just a little embarrassing for Lee Anderson Deputy Chair of the Tory Party for this to go viral - you know what to do 🤣🤣 #ToriesOut234 #SunakOut125 #GeneralElectionNow #EnoughIsEnough

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Jemma Forte @jemmaforte

3 years ago

Johnson started the rot & now, the conservatives are broken. You might need to hold your nose - the stench of corruption & scandal is real 🧵 1/ Whilst Mayor, Johnson gifted mistress Acuri £126K of public money 2/ As foreign Sec, ditched security for Lebedev party in Italy

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DavidOsland @DavidOsland

3 years ago

Boris Johnson wouldn't need to borrow £800,000 if he cooked from scratch and cancelled Netflix

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David @Zero_4

3 years ago

Sunak is a very odd mixture of the past 4 Prime Ministers Same suits as Cameron, as robotic as May, as duplicitous as Johnson and as woefully out of his depth as Truss #PMQs #PoliticsLive