Matt Reiser @MattReiser3
I’m rounding up a team of grifters for one more heist! Joined July 2019-
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Just putting this idea out into the zeitgeist because I want to see it: a reboot of The Mask starring John Mulaney
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Could’ve been generational (I know he got to voice him once for an animated thing but it’s not the same)
Could’ve been generational (I know he got to voice him once for an animated thing but it’s not the same) https://t.co/KVngqwwwLN
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“The kids are calling it diarrhea. It’s like peepee but it’s poopoo.”
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Been singing this to the beat of 'pass the dutchie to the left hand side'
Imagine if Johnny Carson had to interview the Costo guys
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"No I can't do thursday, that's my day of falconry with RFK jr and Don Jr"
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the way this is two different jenna maroney plot-lines rolled into one headline
the way this is two different jenna maroney plot-lines rolled into one headline https://t.co/L7hdo5zRHu
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The newest episode of The Dumb Industries Mystery Hour is available on demand on our website NOW! Come watch @CSGersbeck & @MattReiser3 watch Sale of the Century ONLY in the Mystery Club! dumb-industries.com/mystery-hour-h…
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The best iron man suit of all time btw no contest
Hey @TwitchSupport, can you give us a reason for permanently banning our account other than this vague corporate slop you sent us?
Have we all stopped to consider that maybe THE REAL KILLER is who finally got OJ?
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*to the tune of We Didn't Start the Fire*
Dear @sebastianbach: this version of Man in the Box with you singing rules, and doing the verse melodies the way you do is a big hit when I do this song for karaoke. Please play this live again! youtu.be/auFu8hqwF0A?si…
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Doctor Doom only having minor scars and wearing the mask because his vanity is THAT all-consuming >>>>>>>>> Doctor Doom being majorly disfigured
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