Hoff Matthews @HoffMatthews
Comedian and video editor. Subscribe to my patreon! patreon.com/HoffMatthews New York, NY Joined October 2012-
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@HoffMatthews To be fair, I think that’s to make them more attractive. So I’ve heard. I certainly don’t believe that. But it works.
Cartoons make rabbits’ ears look really big. They’re big but they’re not THAT big
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New “Week in Review” post up on my Patreon! Subscribe for access! 🤑
When Trump said he likes to go to Gettysburg “to look and to watch” this is what he was talking about
When Trump said he likes to go to Gettysburg “to look and to watch” this is what he was talking about
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Why does Google think that Gaspar Noé's Irreversible was the most popular film of 2002
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Wow, I can’t imagine why *DRESDEN, GERMANY* got rid of its beautiful traditional architecture…
I can’t think of a bigger downgrade:
Without exaggeration, at least a third of conservative argumentation now is, "Yeah? Well...you're ugly."
Attractive, smart ppl don’t join these protests. They have good lives and don’t need fake activism to make themselves feel special.
1950s Comedy: I HATE my WIFE 2020s Comedy: I HATE my TRANS WIFE
Twitter needs to make it impossible for people to search for their own name or the name of their own projects. For the good of mankind.
My Final Hater has Perished .
The pro-Palestine protesters are increasingly disciplined and organized. The pro-Israel protesters are increasingly out of control.
At the end of this clip a pro-Israel protester tries to start a fight, calls someone the N-word, and then spits on them. Will he be vilified by politicians? Will this clip be shown on every media station as representative of supporters of Israel?
Still chillin @mvdentgroup @FinalExamTrivia
The Challengers soundtrack is so cool. They really mixed it like an album and included little audio skits from the movie.
In regards to older comedians griping about PC/wokeness, I do think it makes sense that people who’ve spent their careers being able to say whatever are not going happy about it when ppl start telling them they can’t say stuff. Not saying that, just that it figures
Ducks
Are there any men out there who have a favorite bird that is not an eagle? Every single man I have ever asked said "eagle".
later in the thread this guy says his dad was a professor at UK. yeah, I’m sure you and Boy Crowder were hanging out in the holler
Since I was a 12 year-old lower-middle class kid from Kentucky, I wanted to go to Harvard. I’ve been proud of it my entire life. I even went twice. Today is the first time I’ve ever considered burning my degrees.
films from the 50s had a lot of technicolor, Hitchcock-inspired framing, these are so obviously that kind of harsh lighting and gritty color that only rly began to bloom in the mid-60s. anyway fuck these shitty devs that try to art into adjectives. #shitfromabutt
I HATE qrt'ing AI but this one pretending to be "the 50s" with 50s voiceover when it's clearly pulling from a dataset of color films from the late 60s/early 70s pisses me off sooooo fucking bad
The Simpsons in the 1950's.
SAM: Three tickets to, um, Chall- uh, Challll... NEAL: What my cineaste friend is trying to say is we would like three of your finest tickets to the critically acclaimed R-rated film Challen- BILL (interrupting): DUNE TWO.
My basic model of student protests is that in general students don't know shit about what they're protesting against, they do it because it's cool, makes them feel like they're part of something important and they want to be with their friends. In the vast majority of cases,…
I am once again asking older out of touch comedians to watch ONE episode of It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia.
Jerry Seinfeld says he wouldn’t be able to do many jokes from ‘SEINFELD’ in today’s world. “[One would be] Kramer decides to start a business of having homeless people pull rickshaws because, as he says, ‘They’re outside anyway.’ Do you think I could get that episode on the air…
Pretty straightforward!
Columbia Professor @BruceRobbins6 on CNN with Fareed Zakaria and Bret Stephens.
One problem with this account of politics is that it can't explain why certain issues are more compelling to certain groups than others. If the reasons were mostly arbitrary, politics would look random; in fact, people are growing more consistent and inflexible in their behavior.
This is probably right. Most people don't form political opinions through deep examination of the issues or reasoning from first principles. It's more like picking some particular fashion label or way of dressing. Especially for younger people, who face more peer pressure.
Love Lies Bleeding / 127 Hours
All of them! It rocks when my betters are given their rightful place in the firmament!
What’s an example of nepotism that you’re actually a fan of?
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