Mereditheve @Mereditheve
If you must be crass, be a fucking lady about it. Upstate somewhere. Joined August 2008-
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@jbendery I think we can make DC a state now that it's cleared the Ohio bar
Something's not adding up here #goesto13
Important #covidkitchen things I've learned while in quarantine: 1. Forks are largely unnecessary 2. Bouillon cubes make everything better 3. Cooking everyday is almost as exhausting as commuting to work, but not quite
In the face of pandemic we are all changing on fundamental levels. I, for instance, now realize how futile forks are.
Video Meeting Tip #12: Nothing says "I'm not drinking booze out of this sassy mug like a sassy mug full of booze"
He might be a good father, but I'm not his daughter 💀
It's nice to see that Darth Maul can still get work #GOT
That feeling when you finally find the name of that sushi place you used to go to 15 years ago that's been closed for over 10 and THANK GOD I CAN SLEEP NOW
Oh hey look, a sexy thing I did for a sexy dude is a thing! @nudedudescrewed is truly #butchandbubbly
Mereditheve retweeted
Drunk History is the only teacher I ever respected
That's right Google, we're taking a break from the usual standard of spice combos, baby rhino videos, and historical click holes. Tonight, we are going OUT
Nothing gets me in the mood for a Caribbean holiday more than waking up at 4am to drive to Newark airport in the rain. (Seriously tho)
If you're thinking about getting a puppy to see if you're responsible enough to have a baby, congratulations! You child will be just old enough to be emotionally scarred by the death of your family dog.
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