🇺🇸 Happy ChillMore™ 🇨🇦 @cravin4
Have fun storming the castle. Disney & cooking enthusiast. My tweets might stink but they are just jokes. If they offend you beat yourself with a rubber chicken x.com/search?q=from%… Fhloston Paradise Joined March 2011-
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If you can still see his knuckle tats, he's not that into you.
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I only speak like a pirate in rum on sentences.
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Why is it called motorboating and not a milkshake?
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I would tweet about vaginas but looks like all the good vagina tweets have been snatched up.
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You've never heard of the Millennials Falcon?...It's the ship that didn't care about the Kessel Run as long as it got a participation trophy
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From today forward I will only dance like Davey Jones in The Monkeys Day Dream Beliver.
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🎶I needed retweets 'cause I had none I fought the algorithm and the algorithm won 🎶
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Not to brag but I’m pretty sure I’ve left DNA all over my house.
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I’ll show you mine if you show me yours* *Amazon shopping cart
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Me: For Star Wars day I'm putting my blaster on "Stun" for you tonight. *slow wink* Wife: Whew, because I think it's been stuck on "Meh"
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My favorite episode of Star Wars is the one with the Tribbles.
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If I had to choose between Tic Toc and Facebook, I'd probably choose vodka.
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Why is it we don't hear about quicksand anymore??
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Storm Trooper 1: Party on Wayne. *giggles* ST2: Party on Darth. *Giggles* Vader: *sighs* I hate watching Wayne's World with you guys.
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Christmas caroling is just another fancy term for home invasion.
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