Mike @MikeLikesMath
Ruby/Rails, Math, Education, Repro. Anticipating requirements is my love language. Opinions (at best) my own. Washington, DC Joined January 2013-
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Shout out to @kmGhauling for driving into a protected bike lane in the opposite direction and then running a red light! @PoPville
Thanks @SavalFoods for parking in + damaging the bike lane! Cc @311DCgov for enforcement
Thom Yorke is raising completely valid and legitimate points. Hamas is choosing very intentionally to continue to fight Israel for ideological reasons, and doesn't care how many Palestinians get hurt.
No one is stopping him because you chanted "genocide" 1000x times when you should've been registering voters.
Hasan you live in a mansion in LA and drive a Porsche. You make millions of dollars a year and your Dad was a senior executive in one of Turkey’s largest companies. Shut the fuck up.
Can't wait for another Western leftist to explain to me, a Palestinian, how Hamas actually is just a "legitimate resistance movement" for Palestinians. No they are not. They kill Palestinians and oppress Palestinians and use Palestinians as cannon fodder.
Suddenly all of the Irish people who insist that their anti-Israel sentiment has absolutely nothing to do with Jews, are adamant that it is necessary to talk about Israel/Palestine at a Holocaust Memorial Day commemoration. Funny how that works.
It’s 2025, we aren’t doing this anymore guys. Shoplifting is bad, and it damages social trust - it should be condemned, not encouraged.
i know a lot of my friends and followers on here won’t like this but i literally could not agree more with this. the far left has proven to me time and time again that they are not interested in real, tangible, ACHIEVABLE incremental progress. the fantastical “all or nothing”…
i know a lot of my friends and followers on here won’t like this but i literally could not agree more with this. the far left has proven to me time and time again that they are not interested in real, tangible, ACHIEVABLE incremental progress. the fantastical “all or nothing”…
We know there is a double standard here because if they disseminated materials saying "Crush Palestinian nationalism" and "Burn Palestine to the ground" they would be charged with a hate crime. I don't support any of these exclusionary ideas. x.com/AvivaKlompas/s…
Turkey is cutting off access to water for one million people in Syria. Expect no condemnation from the UN. Expect no prosecution from the ICC. Expect no expression of outrage from college campuses and media outlets. No Jews, No News.
Then demand every day on your show that Hamas let all hostages go immediately with no conditions and unilaterally surrender. Disarm. To do anything but is advocating for continued cycle of violence by Hamas.
Then demand every day on your show that Hamas let all hostages go immediately with no conditions and unilaterally surrender. Disarm. To do anything but is advocating for continued cycle of violence by Hamas.
Far too many mainstream western outlets have reported that 70% of the casualties in Gaza are women and children, which would be a horrifying figure—if it was true. But it isn’t. The study that made this claim was based on a sample of 8,000 casualties. That sample was only of…
It frustrates me that the vast majority of people are either pro-Palestine or pro-Israel at the exclusion of the other, and they don't have much time for someone like me who says that both of those national narratives are valid, legitimate, and real.
There were people in the 1930s who tried to justify Kristallnacht and all the other Nazi persecutions of Jews. They blamed Jews for all sorts of problems. They tried to make out that the reason for antisemitism was Jewish behaviour. We are seeing the phenomenon today.
If you start a war to conquer a neighbouring country, and the neighbouring country kills all your commanders, that means you lost the war.
If you are a one issue voter and your one issue is Gaza and on that one issue you’re going to help elect the candidate (Trump) who is undoubtedly going to make things much worse for innocent people in Gaza, then your one issue is that you’re a selfish, performative dipshit.
It's actually amazing how anti-Zionists often push the same anti-immigrant and nativist narratives that racist right wing Europeans push, lines about "dirty immigrants" who should "go back to where they came from". The same dehumanisation and delegitimisation of a whole group.
Breaking: A memorial plaque honoring the 11 victims of the 2018 Pittsburgh Tree of Life synagogue shooting has been stolen. Even dead Jews are not allowed to be left alone and rest in peace.

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