Mr. Fungi 🍄 @Mister_Fun_Guy
i have a hat Ye Olde Dominion Joined March 2017-
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the people who used to complain about participation trophies now all have podcasts, which are the ultimate participation trophies
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I went back in time and extrapolated the data as well to show how obama is going to lose the minority vote in 2012 huge
I went back in time and extrapolated the data as well to show how obama is going to lose the minority vote in 2012 huge https://t.co/caSPm8DXLD
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Kind of a weird stipulation that Trump has to put the money in a floral printed shoe box and put it in the back seat of an SUV
Biden said "one more question" and then he took two more questions. Dementia?
“so which nominees are you going to block now?” “oh, you know the ones.”
“so which nominees are you going to block now?” “oh, you know the ones.”
My sources say the death penalty, for espionage, being considered for Jim Harbaugh. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
rough way for jim jordan to find out that even his own party hates him
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looks like a good day to destroy the functionality of this website even further
looks so much better. thank you mr. elon
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@oneunderscore__ @KevinMKruse indeed
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@HowardMortman sounded different on my feed
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new speaker of the house? you guessed it
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@abughazalehkat Not even the least embarrassing segment Turley has participated in
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In our defense, those babies were attacking and killing livestock.
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For those who wondered, he's talking about falling asleep
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Shouldnt we put everyone who tweets this stuff in the gulag as a precautionary mearure?
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