Mock The Week @MockTheWeek
The hit @BBCTwo topical comedy panel show created by @1DanPatterson, hosted by @DaraOBriain with Hugh Dennis and an array of top comedians. United Kingdom Joined July 2009-
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A Little update from me, hope to see you some stage on the road. Thank you. MJ
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Sending our very best wishes to one of our very best performers. Get Well Soon Milton
Sending our very best wishes to one of our very best performers. Get Well Soon Milton
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Bring @MockTheWeek back! @BBC People will watch @BBC more as at the moment @BBC <@dave
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My favourite Christmas fact
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Deep down, in my heart of hearts I just know this would be an unlikely line in a thriller
A quick reminder that the latest episodes of our American "cousin" (sort of) Whose Line is it Anyway? are now available to view in the UK on @ComedyCentralUK Why not check them out?
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I regret to inform you that my career is over. I said some things, and it ended badly. Damn that microphone!
"My grandma's an Elvis impersonator, in the sense that she's not alive any more....she died a few years ago, she lost her eight year battle with not getting hit by a car" Glenn Moore, Series 20 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"They were strangers on a train and they remained that way because they were British."Susan Calman, Unlikely Lines from a Thriller, Series 13 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"This memory foam mattress is perfect for a good night’s sleep and for having sex with your husband’s brother" Sindhu Vee, Commercials That Never Made it to Air, Series 18 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"Just a heads up for today’s science exam. You will be required to create a vacuum. Yeah, no pressure." Geoff Norcott, Things You Never Hear in a School Assembly, Series 17 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"There's been a fire at the scented candle factory. This report does contain de-stressing scenes. " Sean McLoughlin, Things You Wouldn't Hear on a News Programme, Series 21 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"The government has a new hospital "choice agenda" but we're not consumers, we're patients. You don’t come out saying; Well yeah, the operation wasn’t up to much, but you don’t go to Barts for the surgery, you go for the atmosphere." Jeremy Hardy,Series 2 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"I was at my parents' and instead of his normal breakfast, my dad was sat there with a croissant, because my mum’s gone all continental. I said, what’s your croissant like Dad? He said; "It's shit. Croissants are just empty pasties." John Bishop, Series 8 #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
"They say the Queen just spent £14,000 on a train journey from London to Liverpool...that’s what happens if you let an old age pensioner use the self service ticket machine." Frank Skinner, Series 7, #RandomMockJokeOfTheDay
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@daraobriain @andy_murray When Murray retired, someone at Mock The Week got me to make this for him
A tribute to arguably the finest tennis player ever to appear on Mock the Week #AndyMurray youtu.be/SyW-PPhsmXk?si…
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Sad to see @andy_murray finish playing, after a brilliant career. The last of the Mock The Week gang, this is the final hurrah for us all.
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Never even liked tennis anyway.
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