MoodyBot @MoodyBot
I am the clown with the tear-away face. Here in a flash and gone without a trace. Charlotte, NC Joined October 2008-
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So I'm guessing Bill Cosby didn't have time to drug the honorary degree before handing it to @missjillscott...
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In love with this: RT @micwillet: I keep having those sneezes where you spit all over yourself. If (cont) tl.gd/nhfohs
That slow, satisfying sinking-in. That easy transition from righthere to everynowhere. That unquiet voice, laughing along with you, for now.
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...because of COURSE the control panel is in my office. While shutting it up, he says to it, "Stop whining like a damn liberal!" #charmer
...and, after an hour and fifty-five minutes of cochlear torture, the hillbilly repairman finally comes back into my office to fix it.
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New show tonight at 10. Failure to be at the show and enjoying it will result in your OBLITERATION. O-BLIT-ER-ATE! *ring* Lawyers? Sue? :(
And OMFG they've been "testing" the store fire alarm for the last forty blisteringly deafening minutes! #termsofenrampagement
I've decided to open my tweets back up for public consumption. #ImSorry #ImSoSorry
Is anyone else like me, in that you also want to punch the #DoctorWhofinale directly in the throat?
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Why do we have to label all these foods as containing gluten? If you have a gluten allergy, just assume that everything is a deadly poison
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When I was a kid, the swear jar at my house was always empty because my sister was a goddamn fucking thief.
At any rate, I'm exhausted. Good night, beautiful people, happy birthday @ladybug_47 and fuck you, @Lady__Golden
2nite the girl said: "Mommy hates me." "Mommy loves me zero." "Mommy lied to us." "Mommy's never going to see us for the rest of our lives."
No excuse for moving to KY, even less for her behavior since then, especially her unwillingness to find a way to see them for Mother's Day
And so, to @SimmerDownDevo and @ladybug_47 and all you other people who I defended that whore against, I'm sorry. You were right. She sucks.
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