Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

I love people and helping people. I also love people helping people. Father of 3, Husband of 1. Idaho Joined November 2019

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Weeknd are you trying to start a cult, cause that's how you start a cult. #HalfTimeShow

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5 years ago

Walked around the corner to find the robot vacuum aggressively bumping into the regular vacuum over and over again. I think I need to share the gospel with robot vacuum.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Tayshia: "I feel like I share so much with so many of these guys." Me to Cimarron: "Yeah, they share all the same mouth bacteria."

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Listening to one of my favorite rabbis. He dispenses wisdom like tic tacs.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

"I want to be as pretty as Legolas." - Yoatta while watching LotR

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Sometimes being a dad means drawing a duck with a baguette, naming him Guy LeDuck, and saying "le quack!" loudly. Don't screw it up, Mike. This is what you trained for.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

I found this way too funny.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Life is easier for attractive people. Speaking from observation, not experience.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Me watching Tenet.

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5 years ago

God has had patience with humanity spanning hundreds or thousands of years at a time and has had patience with me my whole life. I need to be more patient with people and especially with my kids.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

My dog was just sitting across the room from me as still as possible, stared straight at me, and audibly passed gas multiple times. (I thought she needed a potty break so I let her out... No pottying, she just stood at the door). Was she asserting dominance? What just happened?

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

So I walked through the library and had a saddening realization. I can't smell the books through my mask. Too far, Corona... too far. 😢

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

"I was like your third kid alive." - Archer

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

My book about Bedouin tribe life shipped! Can't wait for it to arrive!

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Take a look at this bad boy.

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

"Don't tickle me. That's called mean." - Cimarron

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Watching Forged in Fire with Matt and I'm realizing that as they introduce each competitor I'm thinking to myself, "I bet he is into LARPing."

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Michael Morris @MorrisCommaMike

5 years ago

Here's the problem: I stood up against hate speech and disunity and I was hit with multiple ad hominem attacks... from the people who are supposedly on the side of the oppressed. Sadly ironic.