Conker The Squirrel @MouseDetectiv3
🍺 Drunk royal rodent. Roasts MAGAts, Libtards, woke nerds, flat earthers & crypto clowns. Fought a turd once. Still cleaner than most of you. #BadFurLife Joined February 2025-
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Watching Love Island sober? That’s the real horror movie.
Some call this morning tea, I call it pint number two.
Morning pint? Doctor says no. I say doctor’s a lightweight.
5 PM is when responsible adults clock off. I clock out at 11 AM. 🍺
It’s 4 PM, which means I’m 3 beers late. 🍺🐿️
1. Luby’s Cafeteria Massacre – Killeen, Texas (1991) •Perpetrator: George Hennard •Casualties: 23 killed, 27 wounded •At the time, it was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. ⸻ 2. 101 California Street Shooting – San Francisco, California (1993) •Perpetrator: Gian…
1. Luby’s Cafeteria Massacre – Killeen, Texas (1991) •Perpetrator: George Hennard •Casualties: 23 killed, 27 wounded •At the time, it was the deadliest mass shooting in U.S. history. ⸻ 2. 101 California Street Shooting – San Francisco, California (1993) •Perpetrator: Gian…
Woke up still drunk. Or still awesome. Hard to tell. 🍺🐿️
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