James May @MrJamesMay
Not subscribed to Twitter Blue. Between the two oblivions Joined November 2009-
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Dug it out, put it on. The ‘Sleepy Shores’ theme from Owen MD has made some dust go in my eye.
There is a new SI definition of one second. It’s the time between me opening the door of my fridge and the buzzer sounding to tell me the fridge door is open.
Look between Q and M on your keyboard. All the letters you need to write ‘Piss off’. #Yawnsville
Porn bots: we’re looking at Airfix box art. Why would we be interested?
Happy Birthday to Roy Cross, the ‘Airfix Artist’: 100 today, and a massive influence in my early life. This was always one of my favourites.
Can anyone explain the point of these diddy tins of tonic water? Who’d have a gin and tonic that small? (Comparison spoon is a tea)
I assume this has been colourised.
I assume this has been colourised.
He likes it?
When have you seen me wearing a baseball cap?
When have you seen me wearing a baseball cap?
I’ve just qualified for British citizenship by apologising to a jogger who ran into me, from behind. And she was wearing earbuds anyway.
On this day in 1960, the Enlightenment was brought to a close with the birth of @JeremyClarkson. 🎂 < gift
It’s on Amazon.
Car bores: since almost all alloys are kerbed, and most ‘prestige’ cars have a crap ride, and the roads are full of holes, why don’t we go back to small wheels and deep-sidewall boots? No-one really gives the far end of a brass fart about handling. #EndOfSuggestion
My Cadbury Easter egg is generously thick-shelled and has two bars o’ choc in it. Who are these miserable sinners saying Easter eggs are a rip-off? They shall not be saved. #Easter
🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶 🎵 Four for a quid at Waitrose (25p ea) or six for £1.40 at Sainsbugs (23.3p ea) but not sold individually 🎶 🎵 Hot cross buns! 🎶
He should.
Now @RichardHammond is also supposedly at it. There’s grifting, and then there’s stretching credibility to the point where it snaps, flies back, and hits you in the plums.
It seems @JeremyClarkson is also appearing in these scam ads. He, too, is not really dispensing fiscal advice. And shouldn’t.
I realise that my face has appeared in a number of scam posts about crypto currencies and retirement planning. It’s all balls, obviously, but, since I’m here, my genuine financial advice is to say ‘bollocks to it’, and go to the pub.
I’m not on Tick-Tock, but someone in the office has compiled this selection of clips showing me as a boy. Time is a feathered thing. tiktok.com/@plumpictureso…
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@MrJamesMay it just arrived today. I really look forward to drinking it. Thank you.
@MrJamesMay Best of both worlds?
Excellent programme by @BBCPanorama highlighting the dangers of the UKs 400miles of (not so) smart motorways. 79 unnecessary deaths. These roads must be converted back to hard shoulders immediately as I’ve commented many times.
@MrJamesMay The OH has some books of his illustrations, I expect you do too. This one’s a good ‘un.
@MrJamesMay I love the drama in every picture. Helped build my imagination
@MrJamesMay Seconded. All Roy Cross is iconic to those of us of a certain age. This is one of my favourites.
@MrJamesMay Sei il migliore! Here's the cake!
try this one simple hack to avoid expensive gym memberships and have a 41% lower risk of dying from all causes 👇
London. One 30sec snapshot. Imagine if every UK town and city moved around like this.
I would like to thank @MrJamesMay without whom I’d definitely have failed hazard perception for sure
Dear America. Stop putting the 's' you missed off from 'maths' on to 'Lego' One brick is Lego. Two bricks is still Lego. An entire kit is Lego. A city would still be Lego. 🙄👍
@MrJamesMay I lifted my mk4 jetta wagon (bora variant) and reduced the wheel size to 15" just because California is so full of shit roads. It was worth it. Here it is next to a super decathlon because I know you'll appreciate at least one of these things.
@MrJamesMay you have a 10 year old US fan! Hadley is a big fan of Top Gear, The Grand Tour, and your travel specials. Check out the Build a Bear that she made today. Meet James May Jr! 😂
@MrJamesMay most reliable offroad supercar ever 😇🤗 facebook.com/marketplace/it…
@MrJamesMay Thanks for the help with My Theory Test. Did the training plan for 2 weeks and passed 48/50. Considering English is not my first language and also learned new concepts this app was the best to prepare for it ✨✨
@MrJamesMay @RevRichardColes Spring has sprung Back again Instead of sunshine Bastard rain
@MrJamesMay They don't remember the 90s when Easter Eggs cost a small fortune. Then the supermarkets started a price war and they've been cheap as chips ever since
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