Minister of Loneliness @NJO
If there's one thing in life I can truly count on it's my abacus. letterboxd.com/NJO in the abyss Joined May 2007-
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Had a really great day with this guy I've been seeing for two weeks then, somehow managed to engineer a fight where he admitted that he felt 0 passion towards me and he didn't see us having a future together. *Flexes knuckles* Still got it!
Things I have been googling instead of going to sleep: -shops open at 1 am near me -can you have a relationship without passion? -dislocated jaw symptoms
First day back at work since Christmas and I've already had to take an extra break just to cry.
Piers has changed his tune!
I'm still disturbed by the River Phoenix doc that included his brother Joaquin's 911 call, I don't even know how it's legal to air such things!
I'm still disturbed by the River Phoenix doc that included his brother Joaquin's 911 call, I don't even know how it's legal to air such things!
This Lucy Claire Illustration sums it up beautifully 💔🫶🏻 RIP Matthew Perry #sadtimes
Wait, is the band name 'Snatch-thieves' taken? I can't sing or play an instrument but I'm pretty sure once I get the name right the rest will just sort itself out.
Things I have been googling instead of going to sleep; -The age of the Golden Girls -The Fable of the North Wind and the Sun -The Faces of Death
Listening to an Italian say 555 in their language is my ASMR.
Maybe being depressed is my hobby. We've all got to occupy our brains with something, I've just chosen to occupy mine with ceaseless, existential dread. It passes the time.
How single am I? Let's just say I didn't so much lose my virginity as misplace it.
I put movies on my watch list for the person I want to be, not the person I am.
yeah ur not doing this to me
For someone who is chaotic, disorganised and untidy AF, I sure seem to almost exclusively attract men with OCD. Guys please stop torturing yourselves, I am incurable!
They say everyone has a type, for example all my exes have black hair and mental health problems.
It'd be nice to share a bed with someone if only to save money on heating bills in this harsh economic climate.
Sorry Elon but if I wanted to be reminded of my ex I'd be obsessively checking his facebook account... again.
I'm not weird enough for the weirdos but not normal enough for the general population.
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TMZ taking pictures of Matthew Perry’s parents arriving at the house is without exargeration Nightcrawler level psychopathy.
This Lucy Claire Illustration sums it up beautifully 💔🫶🏻 RIP Matthew Perry #sadtimes
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