sand ghost @moutheaters
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she’s a bit new to politics for now but I could totally see the infernal oceanic fire abyss becoming president
invented a time machine to go back and tell the author of revelations what the future is really like and he vomited on his toga
right now someone is wracking their brain for ways to leverage the infernal ocean fire abyss for better brand engagement to sell fruit snacks or something
If you fall asleep on the Fourth of July Uncle Sam takes you to hell with him
well well well, if it isn't the consequences (dying of the plague) of my own actions (putting a rat i found in an alley under my hat to help me cook hotdogs better)
just remembered at one point during lockdown I got a jury summons in the mail and I laughed and threw it in the trash
Apparently the days of the week have feelings now?
you should be allowed to choke people during laser tag
love modern america where I pay a guy $100 an hour to let me cry in front of him because crying in front of other men is too embarrassing
You are in her dm’s. I am home alone sitting in silence drinking a martini from a crystal goblet and eating a rack of lamb I made to make myself feel better. We are not the same.
*looks at earth rn* *eyes brutal hell planet where it rains liquid iron jealously*
when I order a bagel I have them butter the outside too so I can just let it slide down my throat like I’m a pelican
Biggest antifa rally in history.
Biggest antifa rally in history.
Enter Sandman is a beautiful little song about how absolutely fUcKeN mEtaL it is to tuck in for a snoozey
Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
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Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt
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♥mark magark♥ @markedly
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Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
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jo @whatsJo
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Caitlin @caithuls
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Rads @_radsy
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Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
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sweatpants cher🔸 @House_Feminist
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fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 890 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
blink-sun8tzu @suntzufuntzu
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m@thew @TweetPotato314
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Can't be blank @DefinePoetic
358 Followers 2K Following I hate myself so much... thank-you for joining me!
just the worst @cool__ghost
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Liv B. Fox 🦊 @LivnLauv
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commander @paulatriderp
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Avyri @localTransfem
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All Things Ancient @AT_Ancient
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Savannah @mrsavvv
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Peas @peasarechic
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Schmrrrrrlex @alexlumaga
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Trevor @illvilliany
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Monique “nique” W.. @JakesLunes
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umbra @ejqwn
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Eddie Adams @ceoofdeepstate
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Bundas 🍑 @Bund4sBlow13s
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Secretum @MonPenses
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Stas @sobchakheadband
59 Followers 234 Following Father, husband, former prosecutor and Blues fan. Mizzou/MLaw alum. Forecheck, backcheck, Sobchak.
bethany ✨ @helpmeitsbeth
125 Followers 563 Following
Buggly🌎☄️💕 .. @bugglygod
135 Followers 162 Following
Ricky B. @RickyBTully
84 Followers 260 Following 🌊🌊🌊 The wave is here 🌊🌊🌊 Rambling about media and ideas
Ronald 🐢 @RonaldIsReading
58 Followers 163 Following • Amo leer y las tortugas 📚🐢 • INTJ 🟢 • Fundador de la Orden del Ombligo Castigador 🎃⚡👻👽
Kai Lafferty @kailafferty_
259 Followers 110 Following
her @horny4hooters
9K Followers 963 Following ｡ﾟ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ❁ུ۪ ❃ུ۪ ❀ུ۪ ﾟ｡ | cashapp $bpimayor | @bpialt
🌝 @nowhereocean
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Benjamin Glor @glorb36
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Alex Scharfman @AlexHasComputer
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jon drake @DrakeGatsby
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Viktor Winetrout @Cpin42
26K Followers 652 Following Creator of @Sorrowscopes & @WeirdCelebTwets https://t.co/fJ5BJjLtIb
mike ginn @shutupmikeginn
209K Followers 1K Following
FRO VO @fro_vo
42K Followers 1K Following 🦋 @frovo.bsky.social - - TOP TWEETS: https://t.co/NZPHrTUDjC -- Recent Tweets: https://t.co/4WK3dR41F1 -- STORE: https://t.co/YaxNssq5DC
Roxi Horror 💀🌸 @roxiqt
65K Followers 1K Following Extremely online internet gremlin & comedy content creator 🥄💜 @roxiqt on Bluesky & TikTok 🦝 https://t.co/JbrOVGHJgp ✨
♥mark magark♥ @markedly
26K Followers 366 Following See the world through the eyes of an idiot. | he/him
dan mentos @DanMentos
88K Followers 652 Following
Todd 'Papi' Carlos @TheToddWilliams
26K Followers 781 Following Engineer I'm also on BlueSky. Same name.
jo @whatsJo
48K Followers 965 Following b-side. I eat popsicles for breakfast. Trial ft error. 🤖rights. crusha bit, lil bit✨
phil @PhilJamesson
84K Followers 986 Following my job is writing funny things for cool stuff | comedy for @DibsNext, @adultswim, @nerial, @dropout | mgmt: [email protected]
Caitlin @caithuls
17K Followers 2K Following Art, code, comedy. I live in South Carolina and in my head
Rads @_radsy
35K Followers 942 Following Everything in moderation, except for snacks. https://t.co/5nYXnwFkTs
Napcore Influencer @SortaBad
62K Followers 796 Following @sortaokaytbh if we are pals. Solana + Metis + Avax ecosystem maxi
Crow Magnom @distracted_monk
11K Followers 4K Following Writing books and making music until the moon goes down.
a bat,🦇 || malapro.. @sgcxb
243 Followers 581 Following (she/her) recovering grad student, inconsistently wharrgarbl, crepuscular, bi, and tired. tech is not ideologically neutral.
sarah schauer 🦂 @sarahschauer
549K Followers 711 Following you win some, you lose most . 🏳️🌈 she/they, lesbian.
crappystuffforjerks @somecleverthing
6K Followers 852 Following No one needs to know any of this shit.
𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒊𝒆 .. @alliebwoods
294 Followers 745 Following
Christian Cave @ChristianCavem
11K Followers 45 Following “A Symbol of Curiosity- Curious Minds Lead Wildlife Conservation” @discovery Collaborator 🌎 Matthew 5:16
fredesque @FredTaming
27K Followers 890 Following black & trans lives matter | stop asian hate | 🏳️🌈 🏳️⚧️ friendly | he/him | fka taming fr*d s*vage |
EL BARTO ANTI-WORK @ElBartoArmy
5K Followers 1K Following LESS THAN 60 YEARS OF TOPSOIL (he/him) @nogodspod
Jude Atwood @JudeAtwood
19K Followers 10K Following Writer & cartoonist. Author of the spooky middle grade mystery "Maybe There Are Witches," available now from Regal House/Fitzroy.
Goth Ms. Frizzle @spookperson
44K Followers 3K Following A moon without a tide. Artist. Dealer in histmed/oddities. Word Goblin. "@spookperson is neither clever or funny" --Roger Stone
pat++ @patsatweetin
14K Followers 969 Following Bulbasaur is the best starter. Spoony bard. Enemy of the letter 'W'
bulbasaur @16bitbulbasaur
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ANAÏS NINJA @michikoconuts
8K Followers 2K Following MORE PERSNICKETY THAN EVER https://t.co/9tHvo7JT1X
Funny Tweeter @thefunnytweeter
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Andy Richter @AndyRichter
1.0M Followers 2K Following @richtercommaandy on Instagram and Threads, Podcast: The Three Questions. And new Sirius XM Call-in show, link below for callers
trisarahjtops.bsky.so.. @Trisarahjtops
4K Followers 2K Following Based on a true story. she/they Pic: @froghomeless Find me on Instagram: https://t.co/cC4oRNgJVo Paypal: https://t.co/l3oeaXJXh8
Nathan W Pyle @nathanwpyle
301K Followers 3K Following Married to @tayloralexypyle / #1 NYT Bestseller: Strange Planet / NYT Bestseller: NYC Basic Tips and Etiquette / formerly @BuzzFeed / I follow Jesus
Cesspool @of_a_genepool
2K Followers 1K Following sent to a farm upstate with your old dog. It’s been real, y’all take care of yourselves out there.
Viva La Crap! @vivalacrap
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Eternal Samnation @portmanteauface
12K Followers 3K Following Mostly I write things down, but sometimes I wrong things up. I’m working on it.
💗 Mashed Potato Dr.. @sheseemslegit
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@geekysteven.bsky.soc.. @geekysteven
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جســـــــا�.. @Jassar_JD
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POOPSCRUFFIN4U (alpha.. @POOPSCRUFFIN4U
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Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy
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Saddington 3 (in prod.. @2Saddington
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The B. @anerdonfire2
37K Followers 13K Following My thoughts were full of other things when I wandered off the path. Dante Alighieri, Inferno
Mr. Lukas Kaiser @thelukaskaiser
5K Followers 9K Following SVP Content, Westbrook Media, formerly Comedy Central & Paramount Network. Comedian, joke writer, etc. DONT TELL DAD!
kevin (slugger)❄️.. @Kevaclysm
2K Followers 1K Following Kevin is likely to resist formal structure and value collaborative, warm, supportive interactions. He/they, bi, mixed Inuit.
In 1951, Adelbert Ames created the mind-boggling ‘Ames Window’. It’s so effective that even when you know how it works you can’t break the illusion [video from The Curiosity Show: buff.ly/36DvRNs]
Uel notes for 9/1: 1) Being logged off rocks 2) This site is nigh inscrutable as the mind distances itself
I hope j*ff b**os’ r*ck*t sh*p explodes & he d**s
Me, after I’ve eaten a lot of cheese: ᴵ ᵃᵐ ᵃ ᶜᵃˡᶻᵒⁿᵉ
my friend was bragging about all the hot sex she’s having but my washer and dryer are empty and all the clothes have been folded and put away so
💯? can we get a 97% emoji? some of us have commitment issues
I swiped right on a couple on tinder just to see if they swiped right on me and they did and I got the dopamine I craved but at what cost?
i just don’t know how you look at a baby and have the foresight to name him andre the giant they knocked that one outta the park
So what age were YOU when you started hiding your painful sincerity and earnestness under a thin veneer of cynicism and hostility
burger king taking his crown off and going to bed, just a burger
Hey sorry, I can't make it tonight, my buddy became flat and I have to extrude him. No I know, he'll still have a weird shape but at least he'll be visible when you look at him sideways. But yeah let me know about the next one!
I am their friend
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men will really send their cum to space before going to therapy
Preparing for the departure of @SpaceX #CargoDragon CRS22. Just before closing the hatch, we pack it full of our frozen bodily fluids: blood, urine, saliva... and more that I won't mention 😊 #MissionAlpha
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