Angie B @Angibangie
research scientist, horror movie lover, feminist, anxious. I like people who make me laugh and who eat quietly. avi by @obscureaaron x.com/search/from:@A… Boston, don't stalk me. i mace Joined May 2012-
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This year I'm going to be a white snake for Halloween because here I go again on my own
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a poorly timed two-factor authentication request will be the thing that finally kills me
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hate when mfs make me be mean, i had a pocket full of sunshine til u did that
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“are you busy tomorrow?” my dear, that entirely depends on the rest of the information you’re about to give me
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I worked in a pharmacy for 5 years and I still don’t understand what takes them so long back there
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If the next season of America doesn’t have dragons, what are we even doing
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Dress for the demons you want, not the demons you have
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im a trust fund baby. my parents trusted me to go fund myself😭
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we still call it Twitter around these parts
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i think owning a bookstore overlooking the sea that's also a coffee shop that's also a cat sanctuary that’s also a flower shop would actually fix me.
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One day you’re young and fun and the next thing you know you’re staring out of a window for no reason.
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i hope the babies i was born wit at the hospital doing good
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I am not leaving this house with uneven hoodie strings, do you understand me.
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The perfect hat doesn’t exi—
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if someone leaves your life it’s often because the actor playing them is getting cancelled in the real world
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You can’t hurt my feelings, I used to hold the flashlight wrong for my dad.
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look detective, we’re ALL looking for a hot 5’ 10” guy with athletic build and strong follow through instincts
I don't know if it's been said...but Frodo was a nepo-bearer
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oh you homeschool your kids? that’s cool i actually homehospital myself. that’s where i avoid the doctor and go on webMD until i start crying
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